Sickos! Is sex all you think about? There’s this thread and another one, or how about this one, or maybe even this one. This one too and that one.
And those are just in MPSIMS!!!
Once again, SICKOS!!! Oh, this thread is just so non-sex-freaks like myself will know what a few sex terms mean. Just so you know.
Mmmmmmmm…sex is good. Me like sex. Especially with another person.
Please provide more links.
No! Sometimes I think about beer and food (but less often).
Anubis… methinks you are a very conflicted soul. You want it, yet you damn it.
I would suggest that if you are so incredibly freaked out by sexual conversation, you avoid it. I don’t feel overwhelmed by the sex threads around here. They make up a tiny percentage of all the conversations occurring.
And ya know what else? No one is watching you. If you want to read nothing but sex threads, * no one will know! * So you needn’t continue to protest them just to let everyone know you aren’t interested in that sort of thing. nudge nudge wink wink.
stoid
Are you saying that pussy control is needed?
Ummm… how old are you? I haven’t encountered this attitude since grammar school.
Bad Egyptian Diety!
If you have a problem with such threads, DON’T go into them.
Well, let’s examine. You have provided seven examples of sex-related threads (although I am sure that there are more… several hundred, at least, in the past six months alone… I’ll be generous and estimate the total number at 1,000). However, this is out of 87458 total threads (at the time of this posting).
That means that we only think about sex 1.1% of the time.
Sorry, prudey. Maybe you’d like to go find, oh, some Amish message board instead? 
Anubis, you seemed so shocked. you are like that deputy sheriff and his wife who were so shocked at a porn video tape they stumbled upon, that they watched it for four hours.
/Shatner voice/
MUST … RESIST … URGE … TO OPEN … SEX/PORN … THREADS … TEMPTATION … RISING … RESOLVE … FAILING … FIGHTING … DEMONS … GIVING … IN …
(moments later, while smoking a cigarette)
Damn those sex/porn threads and the sickos that start them.
/end Shatner voice/
Anubis, you seemed so shocked. you are like that deputy sheriff and his wife who were so shocked at a porn video tape they stumbled upon, that they watched it for four hours.
Well, nice to see that I’m not the only one the boards are spazzing out for…
Oh, and FTR, there would probably be less sex threads if all us dopers had more actual sex [sub]though there might be more “teach me how to make my girlfriend come 49 times before dinner” threads[/sub] so I’d recommend hiring prostitutes (clean, really, really hot prostitutes if you don’t mind) and sending them out to us.
I recommend you start with me. Thanks.
What’s with all the double-posting?
No links for you leander! Hastur, I don’t go into them, I’m just sick of valuable board space being wasted with sex shit. Stoid and chickenhead, :rolleyes:. Same with the rest of you sickos.
God forbid people should want to talk about one of the four most important human activities (eating, breathing and sleeping being the others). And seven threads out of thousands is hardly worth getting so worked up about.
Thinking and talking about sex isn’t sick, it’s something that normal, healthy grownup people do all the time. I repeat: Sex is NORMAL. Grow up.
Thank youuuu… Anubis!
I missed most of those! Thanks for putting them all together in one place. Now, do you think you could put together a good collection of donkey porn? Cool!
Whatta guy! 
By my count, there are at least five genuine Whoooshs in this thread, all based solely on the OP. That’s got to be some kind of record. Annubis, I appoint you the Whoosh-meister General.
[sub]Y’all realize he started one of those threads, right?[/sub]
Yes, I realized it is entirely possible that the OP was being facetious, in fact I really hope that is the case, but he used similar language in his MPSIMS thread, something like “I’m not a sex freak like y’all,” so I went on the assumption that he was being serious. If I’m wrong, then I will gladly admit to having been whooshed.
Mmm…sex shit… Arguably the best kind of shit, you know. Except maybe for the kind with corn in it.
Anubis is a female. She changed it from bobevilsquid because people kept mistaking her for a boy.
Pretty funny, huh?
Now who want to explain squicking to the little lady or should we just start a new thread?
DINGDINGDING!! Band name!!
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