Enough with the sex/porn threads!!!!!!

I was going to ask this in your MPSIMS thread.

Can I see some I.D. Anubis? There is an age limit here, you know.

Maybe your sex is normal, Geobabe, but some of us are REAL pervs! (evil, lascivious cackle)
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Uhh… were you referring to her (possible) immaturity when it comes to sexual matters or are you being literal? I can’t remember anything about age in the Terms of Use, except possibly needing parental permission under the age of 13.

(If that was a total whoosh, please disregard above post.)

YEAH !!! What Geosaid!!! You gonna finish those fries? :smiley:

Sex troll. Hehehe. It just sounds funny.

OMG this is te funniest thing I ever read!!!

Bravo!!!

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Sheesh, how many times do I have to tell you people to put the Hungarian dwarves back where you got them from when you’re done so you always know where they are!

And here I thought all through lunch you were looking at my tits.

If ya wanted some fries, you coulda just asked!

I was being less than half serious. But now that I think about it, I seem to recall a someone getting thier posting privileges suspended when it was discovered s/he was under 13. I could be misremembering this. I’d search, but search is acting stupid lately.

Maybe I am just a pervert, but the porn/sex threads are one of the main appeals of MPSIMS for me. Almost every one can be counted on for at least one funny story or other piece of entertainment. Few other topics seem to have such a success rate.
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Now if only we could stop those stupid fucking waste of bandwidth “Ask the ____” threads. Listen up, fuckwads: I don’t give a shit it you’re from Bolivia or play the banjo or practice Tai Chi. Don’t assume that I or anyone else gives a flying fuck about you. Unless you are sufficiently original or controversial or important enough to warrant your own thread, don’t pain my eyeballs with your ridiculous bullshit. Please.
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And I’m just sick of valuable board space being wasted on General Questions shit. And Comments On Cecil’s Columns shit. And Great Debates shit. Also, I’m sick of all the Fenris shit. Finally, I’m REALLY sick about all this English shit… I insist that the Boards officially change their language to Eastern Swahili.

No prob, I just (for some reason) assumed you meant an age requirement of 18, and I know that a significant population here aren’t. I couldn’t find the terms of use when I was trying to (and there’s something wrong with me for that) but I assumed they had a 13 clause, most internet places do, but it usually involves parental consent.

Anyway! I don’t think Anubis is less than 13. I could be wrong, but…

I also don’t think Anubis is being sarcastic. Again, I say this with ultimate awareness that I could be being whooshed beyond belief.

IIRC, it was punha’s sibling who was under thirteen and therefore unable to become a legitimate member of these boards.

There was considerable discussion about the issue at the time and if memory serves me correctly, parental consent isn’t the issue. The issue is whether this is a “child-appropriate” messageboard. Quite clearly, it isn’t and children under 13 should be discouraged from joining.

LaurAnge, (I love that name!), I’m pretty sure you can’t get to the terms of use except by logging out and attempting to register. This was discussed a while back, and I’m not sure it ever got fixed… it’s not your fault. :slight_smile:

Agreed. Looking at the thread she started, as referenced in the OP, I think she genuinely doesn’t like them.

I think Miller gets points for trying to make us all think she was… unless he really did, and loses extra points for being so cynical. =)

I’m cautiously amused by this thread (sorry, Anubis, I am laughing at you) …

IIRC, it was punha’s sibling who was under thirteen and therefore unable to become a legitimate member of these boards.

There was considerable discussion about the issue at the time and if memory serves me correctly, parental consent isn’t the issue. The issue is whether this is a “child-appropriate” messageboard. Quite clearly, it isn’t and children under 13 should be discouraged from joining.

Hm, I could be wrong here, and especially wrong concerning the case of punha’s sib, but I believe there is a law that states that a minor of (or under?) thirteen years of age can not be solicited for any personal information via the Internet.

The presence of such a person on a message board that requires such information as part of the registration process would therefore be proof that the Chicago Reader violated this law and be, all things considered, a Very Bad Thing.

No one’s being whooshed. And I don’t know how this turned into a discussion about my age, but I can reassure you I am not under 13.

kelibelli, what is so funny about this?

Sickos.

No one’s being whooshed. And I don’t know how this turned into a discussion about my age, but I can reassure you I am not under 13.

kelibelli, what is so funny about this?

Sickos.

Great. Now I’m double-posting! :mad:

Is it just me, or is the combination of food and sex an irresistable one? Jam (but not raspberry: it’s impossible to get rid of the seeds!) whipped cream (the real stuff AND the canned stuff), hot fudge (actually warm fudge, or you end up with yummy-flavored napalm), caramel/butterscotch, marshmallow cream, and maraschino cherries…

Ever made your partner into an ice-cream sundae and had to clean them off with no hands? Loads of fun…
<realises that this will be preserved for all eternity>
um…or so I’ve been told!

Fenris, not admitting to nuthin’, for fear of sinking his chances of someday being Chief Justice of the Supreme Court