SWH, SWI & SWPMSing all result in about the same thing for me.
I’ll buy anything with cheese in it, on it, or near it.
During SWPMSing, it helps if it also has 4 days worth of salt in it.
And if it can be eaten while lying down.
I bought a cat after a night of drinking. My girlfriend-now-wife and I had just moved into an apartment together. We were sitting at the bar one night, when I said “Let’s get a cat.” She, being the sober one, said “It’s 1:45 AM.”
Failing to see the logic, I said “Wal-marts open 24 hours. We need a litter box, some litter, a collar, some toys, food, food dishes, a cat bed, scooper, and, and…what else?”
She said “Uh, a cat? You’re going to get all this stuff and we don’t even have the cat yet.”
“Pipe down woman, we need a scratching post, too. C’mon, I’m driving.”
“No, I’m driving,” she said. “And if I let you* get a cat, you take care of all the cleanups.”
“Just drive, time’s a-wastin’.”
When I woke up in the morning, I had all this stuff and no cat. Guess I had too much invested to NOT get a cat.
Hobbes was a fine cat. Unfortunately, we had to take up residence with my wife’s parents a couple years later, and Hobbes has since found a great home.
*The moral of the story? Fellas, when courting a prospective bride, get used to the phrase “If I let you.” You will hear it a lot after the wedding.
In response to the subject of Funions-
Then hell, you’re just not trying! Buck up, soldier!
[screeching halt]
Heh. I got my cat and $100 off that month’s rent from the landlady (so she didn’t have to take the kittens to the pound - she adopted a stray, and it gave birth [on her bedspread!] a couple of weeks later).
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And I am reading (SWH shopping while hungry/shopping with husband) as (SWH shopping while high). Eek.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
What? 