Why yes, it kind of is like sympathy for the Devil!
It seems our dear friend oldscratch has broken his left wrist. How? I don’t know, I’m waiting for him to painfully type out the story to me. But I’m sure it’s one hell of a story. (Hint hint, oldscratch… waiting to hear it!)
But he’s really angry because he’s left handed (aren’t all the good ones?) and he has to type one-handed.
So let’s all send him some sympathy! But be patient if it takes him forever to reply, he’s one-handed for a while.
Oldscratch: Does your injury involve any slinkies?
Oldie! What happened? Did you do something drastic because I blew you off last weekend?
Anyway, don’t worry, I’ve been typing one handed for years. It’s not that hard, um I mean difficult.
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, three weeks, one day, 22 hours, 49 minutes and 27 seconds.
8238 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,029.75.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 14 hours, 30 minutes.
when a friend of ours broke his shoulder(?) anyhow, he couldn’t move/use one arm, we set up a list of things he could do with only one hand, they included:
join the Lord of the Dance troop
take up soccer
well, you know…
play the maraca
wax on, but not wax off
play the slot machines in Vegas
etc.
maybe to make ** oldscratch ** feel better, we could come up with a list while we’re commiserating and offering sympathy?
Well, I got some details on how this injury occurred, and I have to be honest with you, oldscratch, I’m disappointed. You could’ve come up with a really out-there story for us!
For the curious, it involves Land’s End, some cliffs, falling and breaking his wrist and “injuring various other parts”, (hmm he didn’t provide details on that last one… maybe some story material there after all). I’ll let him fill you in on the details when he gets around to typing it all out himself.
Hey waitaminit, is this part of the “get Rasa to move to San Fransicso” ploy, oldscratch?
Yep. Criple checking in. I’ve been semi absent from the boards the past couple weeks. The blame can be laid solely at the feet of the Irish. They truly are an evil evil people. Every last one of them.
But, every cloud has a silver lining. With this injury I can work on my much anticipated Vicodine addiction. Soon, I’ll be joining the elite likes of Matthew Perry and Brett Favre.
