As long as you’ve lowered the standards for me, I’ll confess to always laughing at this disgusting old favorite from National Lampoon: (Warning- this is offensive and gross)
What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Definately emotional pain and suffering, your’s mine everybody’s.
I dunno though, I think it’s a defense, honestly.
Oh, and a pet rabbit named Stu.
Babies contain the basic nutrition but I wouldn’t call them tasty.
Hmm, Dung Beetle strangely absent from this thread…
While others are watching kitty videos on YouTube, I’m watching “Epic Kid Fails”.
The ones in slo-mo are the best!
Nutscapes. I laugh at every picture! Mostly just imagining what it took to take.
{shamefaced confession}
Sometimes I listen to street crazies’ rantalogues and find them comical despite myself. I’d never tease the mentally afflicted or laugh at them to their faces, but…someone sitting on a bus saying "it’s because my mama was a ghost cockroach; now I’ve got a ghost face and the ghost cats come out of the radio and steal my onion bagels every motherfucking night" with a straight face is, well, funny.
Free cat!
The single most disgusting joke I have ever heard:
Q: How does a hillbilly mom know when her daughter’s having her period?
A: Her son’s dick tastes different.
I love that game! My high school buddies and I play it whenever we get together. We pretty much alternate groaning in disgust and screaming with laughter.
“Two manky whores and a racist dwarf. Well, I’m off!”
My cousin used to start jokes with, “There once was a guy of a certain ethnic persuasion, and he…”
Definitely.
An Eighties joke I still remember:
Ronald and Nancy go to a fancy restaurant and the waiter falls all over them. “Oh, Mr. President, Madam First Lady, welcome back! So wonderful to have you here again. Let me tell you about our specials…”
Nancy cuts him off. “I’ll just have the petit filet, medium, and a baked potato, and a large glass of iced tea, please, Carlo.”
The waiter says, “But of course, ma’am. And for your vegetable?”
“Oh, he’ll have the same.”