Regis Philburn gives his final answer.
Donald Trump: You’re fired…er, dead.
God to Trump: You’re Fired
Crikey! Croc bests Steve Irwin
Appropriations bill, Kennedy, die in Senate
Alive Frank Oz is not. Kicked the bucket he has.
Robert DeNiro’s mole: Malignant!
Schwarzenegger Terminated.
Larry Flint Hustles of this mortal coil.
That’s most likely going to be “Scotty beams up Spock.” Leonard Nimoy’s getting on in years.
Dan Ackroyd: Blues Brothers Reunion Tonight!
Even better …
Beatles Reunion! McCartney and Starr Die in Freak Accident
Walter Cronkite: That’s The Way It Was
works for Hal Holbrook, too.
**Final Jeopardy: Celebrity Deaths – Alex Trebek Dies
Michael Jackson Reunited with Nose
**
While I’m on news anchors …
Tonight With Peter Jennings Was His Last
Documents Prove Rather Died Last Night No Really We Mean It
Brokaw Joins Greatest Generation
Dave Barry: Dave’s dead. We’re not making this up!
or
Wouldn’t “Dave Barry is Dead” be an excellent name for a band.
Tom Cruise leaves for Theta.
**Al Jaffee Folds it in
Thomas Pynchon Shows Up at Funeral
Martha Stewart’s Afterlife**
or
Soylent Green is Charlton Heston.
**Brittney Spears: Oops! She did it this time
Richard Dreyfuss: We’re gonna need a bigger coffin
Hank Azaria: D’ead!
**
Yogi Berra: it’s Over so it’s Over
Nitpick: That’s Dan Castenelleta: D’ead
Also works as J.D. Salinger shows up at funeral
**Tommy ** (or Dickie) Smothers Brother.
William Gibson: Winter, Muted.
Ron Jeremy Works his Last Big Dark Hole.
**“Big Guy in the Sky to Bill O’Reilly: Shut-Up!!!”
“Christina Aguilera: In the Dirrt”**
You knew I had to say it…
D’oh!
Answer: Today
Question: When did Alex Trebeck die?
Force no longer with George Lucas (some say that’s already true)
Steven Speilberg’s life replaced with walkie-talkie
Death bites off head of Ozzy Osborne
William Shatner: Deaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!