ah, you scooped them by mere hours…
Scotty Beams Up One Last Time
Scotty Gets Beamed up For The Last Time
Fans mourn scifi legend as Scotty beams up for good
and many more…
It seems no-one can resist this crap.
Madonna: She’s an Immaterial Girl
John Cleese: He’s Just Resting
Adam Sandler, He’s So Gone-i-ca…
This thread is hilarious. Every response is giggle-worthy. But for some reason,
made me laugh so hard I got total nose-coffee. Ha! Ded! I dunno, I blame it on the heat.
Paris Hilton no longer hawt
Michael truly “Air” Jordan
Ringo: "I buried Paul."
Tom Cruise Missiled
Cecil Adams: Fighting Decomposition Since 2063 [sub](He’s taking longer than we thought)[/sub]
Kirstie Alley: Dead Fat Actress
Steve Martin Not Wearing Plaid
Schwarzenegger Terminated
Schwartzenegger: “I Won’t Be Back!”
O.J. Simpson Reunited With Estranged Wife
Wallace Shawn Dead? Inconceivable!
Al Franken is a Big Fat Corpse
Will Smith: Fresh No More
George Wendt Goes to Great Bar in the Sky,
Heavenly Hosts Cry Out “Nooorrrrrm”
This is the news of Garry’s death,
The news of Garry’s death.
The family called us up and asked if we would right his obit.
We’re almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far?
This is the news of Garry Shandling’s death.
**Breast Implants Have Pamela Anderson Removed
Lou Pinella Ejected, Kicks Dirt On St Peter’s Shoes
Andy Kaufman Really Dead This Time**
I am so going to hell for laughing at this.
Kenny Rogers Fold’s 'em
or
Kenny Rogers finds his condition in bad condition
God to Samuel Jackson: Do you read the Bible, Sam? There’s this passage, Eziekiel 22:7…
Mike Tyson Bites It
Chong’s not here, man
Joan Osborne, No Longer One of Us
How To Grieve Ann Coulter (If You Must)
No Rush, Limbaugh Chokes on Prescription Pills, Ham Sandwich
Downsized: Michael Moore Chokes on Ham Sandwich, Fried Pickle
Roger Daltry Dies Before He Gets Old
Ali Dies, Couldn’t Shake Parkinson’s
**Michael Jackson Paler Than Ever
Dan Rather ‘Too Close to Call’**
**Osama Definitely in a Cave in Afghanistan
Hussein Still Hanging In There
Apparently Enough Room in Hell for Romero
Manson is The Walrus. (Goo-Goo G’Joob)
Bang! Bang! Benedict XVI Sure Was Dead.**
Joey Bishop Joins Rot Pack
I knew I shoulda waited. Here’s some more. (And by the way, there’s a lot of morbid people out there. Keep it up! :D)
**George Lucas Finds Plot
Stan Lee Bagged and Boarded
Rosa Parks Buried At Front of Cemetery
Jared Loses Rest of Weight**
and two for the already-dead-but-it-would’ve-been-good category:
**Grass Always Greener Over Erma Bombeck
Julia Child Buried; Memorial Service Held with Julia Prepared Before Show**
Magician David Blaine Dies
Burial Thursday…through…Sunday…matinee Saturday
How did this thread get to be two pages without the obvious:
Richard Thomas: Good night John-Boy
Also:
Dan Rather finds Kenneth’s frequency.
Nancy Cartwright: Ay Crarumba! Voice of Bart Simpson dead.
Ed Zotti Dead! Cecil Adams Missing!
Kevin Federline Finally Out Of Brittney’s Shadow