Erma Bombeck: At Wit’s (and Everything Else’s) End
Phil Donahue is Erma Bombeck’s neighbor again.
George Steinbrenner: Audit Reveals He Did Take It With Him
Keith Richards, Dead Since 1967, Finally Stopped Moving
Bill Gates No Longer Rules PC Market
Bill Gates Ousts Satan In Hostile Takeover Of Hell
Microsoft Goes Open Source, Spinning Gates Provides Power To Entire Pacific Northwest
Angelina Jolie - Respiration, Interrupted.
Brad Pitted
Shirley McClaine to be reincarnated as Woody Allen’s adopted daughter and his next wife.
Sean Connery — Not Shaken, Interred
And the Number One Reason Dave Won’t Be Hosting Tonight’s Show: Three Words . . . Fatal Heart Attack
Paul Harvey … Dead … It’s true … it’s true …
Services to be held at your neighborhood True Value Hardware Store …
Good Day
From the Tonight Show (original):
Doc is not here.
Mr Blue Sky
[nitpick]
Doc Severnson was not in the *original *“Tonight Show”.
[/nitpick]
I meant original as in not-the-Leno-crap.
My bad.
Mr Blue Sky
I had a feeling that was the incarnation of the “Tonight Show” to which you referred.
Still, I felt a clarification was in order. Sorry for being excessively nitpicking.
Hey, you guys, may we continue the nitpick just long enough to identify Doc’s counterpart on the “original” Tonight show? Skitch Henderson was before Doc, and Jose Meles (sp?) was with Paar. Who was Mr. Music with Steve? And were there others with Paar and Johnny before Doc? Not counting Tommy Newsom when Doc was “away.”
Julia Roberts: Pretty Dead Woman.
When Renee Zellweiger suffers a fatal heart attack when she overdoes the bulking up for Bridget Jones III the headline would read:
Renee Zellweiger: Cold Mountain.
Best in Show.
*Schwarzenegger: It really was * a tumor!
Eddie Vedder Not Still Alive
Jon Lovitz Alive – Yeah, That’s the Ticket
Tom Hanks: The Box of Chocolates is Empty
Zeldar
Well since you asked, here is the best (and most concise) site I could find on the “Tonight Show” history.
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/T/htmlT/tonightshow/tonightshow.htm
John Cleese has ceased to be! Gone to meet his maker! Joined the choir invisible!
Oprah Winfrey - She’s gone, girl.
Celine Dion’s heart to go on - teen recipient of the organ grateful for second chance.