Tacky headlines of future celebrity deaths

Antigen
Good one about John Cleese. It prompted me to think of one:

… and now for something completely different.

Lorne Michaels: Died in New York on Saturday night.

Really cool link, wolf_meister. Thanks much.

Hideo Kojima:
!

Gary Coleman Four Feet Under

Will Ferrell Dies, He’s Now At His Funniest

Surely Leslie Nielsen’s Not Gone? He Is, and Don’t Call Him Shirley.

Rob Schnieder! The Robster! Makin’ Compost!

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels: Dead and Deader

Just like his show did so many times.

Bob Dylan: Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door

Chris Martin: Coldplay Singer now Cold, Turning Yellow

Johnny Rotten Now Johnny Rottin’

I know she’s already died, but I’m kicking myself for missing my chance:

Faye Dunaway is survived by her sister AND her daughter.

What? When was this? I saw mention of her doing some reality talent show not too long ago and she was very much alive then.

IMDb says she’s alive.

Sorry to alarm. I must have confused Faye Dunaway with someone else. (I wonder who?)

**Michael Jackson - Faded Away

John Madden - BOOM!

Ted McGinley - Jumped the Shark

Tom Petty - Broke Down

**

It finally came to me hours later: Anne Bancroft. I still think my Faye Dunaway line is funny, but unfortunately it’s all in the delivery.

“Monica Lewinsky Has Sucked Her Last… Breath”