“Federal Judge Deals Major Blow To President Biden”: Biden was attacked by a federal judge who punched him really hard.
Decades ago there was a senior politician in the UK called Michael Foot. If he had been put in charge of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO), the headline could have been:
Foot heads arms body
^ Cheeky.
‘‘CNN Suspends Chris Cuomo Indefinitely’’
Do you suppose they hung him by his feet?
“U.S. Coast Guard offloads $1 billion worth of narcotics”
Oh, they meant $1 billion worth of seized, illegal narcotics.