Take part in the most meaningless mass SDMB activity EVER, right here!

I refuse to become your “friend” unless I can also declare someone my “enemy”. When they add that functionality I’ll think about it.

If it makes you feel better, I now consider you my enemy. :stuck_out_tongue:

As a fellow sconnie, I’ll friend you. Plus, I’m pretty sure you wrote a witty line about peeing while the Earth was about to be blown up by a big rock or something. That’s worthwhile, right?

Oh why not? Is there chocolate involved?

To somebody, I 'spose. Though for 15 minutes of fame wthout a crime being involved, it paid remarkably poorly. And having a title of worst writer of 2007 has surprisingly NOT leapfrogged my career ahead.

Chocolate is far too meaningful. I refer you to the OP title.

But without a tab on our profile pages it’s just so hollow!

So I can actually be your friend.

That’s … sob That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. sob

Don’t be concerned. Our friendship and our enemyship would be equally hollow and empty.

Step back from the brink, my friend. 'Cause I’m not so good a friend that I would risk my own neck to go out there and pull you back.

Gee that wore off fast. Best of the worst indeed. :stuck_out_tongue: I wasn’t really desperate - just got something in my eye 's all.

Good thing. When a friend of mine cries, he better have a long steel needle in his eye. If he doesn’t, I will stick one in, so I don’t have to think he’s crying for no reason.

Girls too. Though for them I’ll use a pretty tortoise shell needle.

Up to 60 friends now, without even buying any of you a drink.

Ok, I’ve asked everyone who posted to this thread but didn’t ask for my friendship, to become my friends. I hope that with some denials I can generate rancor and bitterness to sour the taste of my old age.

I now have 3 friends.

Boyo Jim, I came up with your name, so technically there would be no Boyo Jim if I hadn’t been around. So, uh, yeah, I’ll be your friend.

You’re 61. It’s like I’ve beaten Babe Ruth’s home run record.

No.

Eh, bump. Time to gather some more “friends”, not that I really care for any of you. But the snark was pretty good.

Bumped & friended. My first friend of 2016!