Take the Vanity Fair "Proust Questionnaire!"

?What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Living peaceful with someone you love that loves you back after achieving whatever life goals you had.

?Which living person do you most admire?
Anyone who has dedicated their life to helping others.

?What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
shyness, pessimism, incompetence, etc etc

?Which talent would you most like to have?
A strong will.

?What is your current state of mind?
Confused.

?If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A sea otter.

?What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Hopelessness

?What is the quality you most like in a man?
Honor.

?What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Compassion. (cheesy, i know. shuddup.)

?What is your motto?
“Life goes on.” For now, anyway.

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Knowing where I want to be in life and feeling that I am on my way to my destination. Having friends and having time to hang around with them, joking and razzing them or talking seriously. Being at a healthy stage spiritually.
• Which living person do you most admire?

Among others, my accounting teacher from last year. A person who has overcome a lot of shit and finally found true love and a happy life. Upbeat and encouraging to her students. Helped keep me sane last year!

Also my parents. I’m at the stage (early 20’s) when you start thinking maybe your parents aren’t complete idiots after all!
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Procrastination, propensity for tardiness, and selfishness. Alternating with extreme un-assertiveness.
• What is your greatest extravagance?

Lately, Terry Pratchett books bought on impulse. Also cosmetics and interesting foods (Well, interesting to me. You wouldn’t believe how boring sandwiches, pizza and burgers get after a while.)

And Mocha Cappucino from the college coffee machine. MMmm!!
• What is your favorite journey?

Off to bed at night! Or, a four or five hour trip with a good friend, with whom I can have a stimulating conversation; hopefully decent music and munchies in the car.
• On what occasion do you lie?

When I think I’m going to get in trouble. Generally takes the form of trying to guess what the inquisitor wants me to say and figuring out what part of the truth should be stretched to fit that. Half the time I find out later that they weren’t expecting me to say that particular thing anyhow…augh!
• Which living person do you most despise?

The people who physically, mentally, emotionally and sexually abused one of my best friends as a child. I am not the judge of what should happen to them, but I am very angry. It’s more personal than Bin Laden.
• Which talent would you most like to have?

Instant recall of everything taught in college classes, sans the need for studying!! Oh, and the ability to cook. And paint/draw.
• What is your current state of mind?

At the moment: Slightly happy, on the upswing from anger and aggravation with myself and the world. Sad yet hopeful.
In school lately: This smiley face → “confused” :confused: AUGHHH!!
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

I would want to be something that made people’s day: a snowflake or rainbow or wildflower or something, if I wasn’t sentient. A person or puppy dog or something if I did know what was happening to me. Wouldn’t mind being a bluebird.
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Hopelessness coupled with guilt.
• What is the quality you most like in a man?

Interesting conversationalist. Polite. Funny.
• What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Compassionate, wise, friendly. And funny.
• Who are your favorite writers?

Terry Pratchett, J.R.R. Tolkien, Douglas Adams, Mary Jean Holmes, Kristen Sheley. Whoever writes Archie comics. And decent Superman fanfic authors. :o
• What is your motto?

There’s always hope. Even when I really screwed up!

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
perfect health/physical conditioning, artistic talent that can get the bills paid

• Which living person do you most admire?
check again later

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Selfishness

• What is your greatest extravagance?
CDs and good shoes

• What is your favorite journey?
Down I-95 to the Washington DC area

• On what occasion do you lie?
to protect myself, to keep people away from me

• Which living person do you most despise?
Because I can’t think of anyone I most admire, it would be unfair and unhealthy to name someone I despise.

• Which talent would you most like to have?
self-promotion

• What is your current state of mind?
more than slightly stressed, uncertain

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
at this point, I’d have to be moving up the scale of reincarnation. I’m thinking philanthropic megamultibillionaire genius.

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
the hangover you get after the dry heaves, or the sleeplessness that comes from worry

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
compassion

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
indulgence/patience

• Who are your favorite writers?
Conrad, Orwell

• What is your motto?
I’m nailed right in

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A good book, a cold night, a warm bed, a loving companion, a crackling fire.

• Which living person do you most admire?

There is an English Gent whom I greatly admire. I think he is incredibly witty and his kindness to me is amazing.

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

There are two that vie for First Place. Indecision and Self-doubt.

• What is your greatest extravagance?

Books.

• What is your favorite journey?

A trip with no particular destination, along roads in a beautiful countryside, with no deadlines that make me return.

• On what occasion do you lie?

I rarely lie, but I suppose when I do it is because I’m unable to find the words to speak the truth.

• Which living person do you most despise?

There probably isn’t anyone existing (or not existing) that I actually despise, but there is the general category of people that have no common sense that I dislike a great deal.

• Which talent would you most like to have?

The ability to write things that move people emotionally.

• What is your current state of mind?

Stressed.

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

I would never want to come back as a Can of Peas, so I think I would choose to be a Labrador Retriever.

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Insecurity and doubt.

• What is the quality you most like in a man?

Intelligence / Wit

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Intelligence / Wit

• Who are your favorite writers?

I assume we are talking about writers that other people would recognize. Lewis Carroll, JRR Tolkien, Stephen King (his older books) Sue Grafton.

• What is your motto?

Please don’t stand so close to me.

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?

No fear.

• Which living person do you most admire?

If I don’t say my mama, then I may be excommunicated from Georgia.

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

My inability to see my flaws.

• What is your greatest extravagance?

Restaurants. I would eat out every meal if I could afford it.

• What is your favorite journey?

Geez. This will sound so trite, but as a teacher I have to say that my favorite journey is watching kids learn.

• On what occasion do you lie?

Two occasions: A. for fun/because I’m bored B. to cover my ass

• Which living person do you most despise?

At the moment, my new upstairs neighbor. The temptation to torch her truck and punch her in her smug face is overwhelming. My new neighbor notwithstanding, probably Mike Tyson.

• Which talent would you most like to have?

I think I’d like to be a long distance runner. It seems so freeing. In a world of any possibilities, I’d love to be able to fly.

• What is your current state of mind?

Preoccupied.

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

a big easy chair

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

living with disappointment in yourself

• What is the quality you most like in a man?

chivalry toward all people

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Self-awareness.

• Who are your favorite writers?

Pat Conroy, George Orwell

• What is your motto?

When you learn to love yourself, you will dissolve all the stones that I cast.

Live free or die is a good one too.

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?

To be completely happy with who you are.

• Which living person do you most admire?

A particular family friend

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Selfishness and lack of self-discipline

• What is your greatest extravagance?

Hair care products

• What is your favorite journey?

Driving from Las Vegas to Salt Lake City

• On what occasion do you lie?

To satisfy nosy people without revealing true personal information. Also, I admit I sometimes lie for the hell of it.

• Which living person do you most despise?

** I don’t despise anyone**

• Which talent would you most like to have?

I’d like to sing like Ella Fitzgerald.

• What is your current state of mind?

Well-rested

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?

Who said surprised? Me too. I don’t understand the rate of exchange, anyway.

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Feeling like you’ve done something so terrible that it can never be undone and you will never be forgiven.

• What is the quality you most like in a man?

Virtue. And a certain boyishness.

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Virtue. And equal parts elegance and goofiness.

• Who are your favorite writers?

Stephen Millhauser, W. S. Merwin, Margaret Atwood, Paul Auster, Dante Alighieri

• What is your motto?

If nobody’s dead because of it, it’s not that big of a deal.