The Perfect Guy?

25 things the perfect guy would do

1.know how to make you smile when you are down

2.try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice

3.stick up for you, but still respect your independence

4.be so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you

5.fit his arms firmly around you

6.hint that he wants to kiss you

7.his hands always find yours

8.be cute when he really wants something

9.never run out of new games to play

10.never run out of good jokes

11.never run out of love

12.be funny, but know when to be serious

13.realize he’s being funny when he needs to be serious

14.be patient when you take forever to get ready

15.react so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts

16.smile

17.kiss you

18.try to hide that one stuffed animal when you come over

19.act like Mr. Big

20.apologize for acting like Mr. Big

21.ask you for a pen in class and you know he has one

22.blast the music when he picks up the phone

23.turn it off when he notices that you are on the phone

24.look at you during class and make you get butterflies in your stomach

25.hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift
Oh puh-lease. Any of you guys care to try your hand at the 25 Things the perfect woman would do?

I dont think that’s cheesy at all. sigh I guess I found the perfect man then. He is everything on that list and more. I’m sorry, I’m just on such a high now. I had the most amazing day! :):):slight_smile:

Good day? Feel free to share the warm fuzzies…

<sneaks in to see what new wonderful things he has come up with to describe himself, purplebear notices he seems a little glum>

<looking around to see if Mr Bear was anywhere around, she walks up to him, grabs him close for a deep kiss, and then hugs the stuffing out of him with a smile>

smoooch!

Oh, the OP? Why, you just described yourself, of course, my buddy, my pal. :wink:

So, purp, is he single?

What about socks ???

  1. She would hold my hand, and look into my eyes as we talked. Important things or not, does not matter.

  2. She would expect to be treated as a Queen. And rightfully so.

  3. She would actually allow me to find the damned store WITHOUT having to stop for directions! :wink:

  4. She would appreciate sunset walks on the beach, arm in arm, where no one else existed in my world but her.

  5. She would allow ME to cook dinner more often than she does. And be willing to try new things.

  6. She would enjoy backrubs and foot massages. Just as I enjoy giving them.

  7. She would be interested in reading. Especially together.

  8. She would kiss me when she felt like it, only playing games occasionally, when a playful mood strikes.

  9. She would surprise me at work, by showing up unexpectedly, just to say hi, or wanting to go somewhere together for lunch.

  10. When she has been bad, she reverts to a young girl, very innocent while apologizing.

  11. She would NOT tell me all of her foibles from the past, unless she really NEEDED to discuss them, or thought that I would find them amusing or stimulating.

  12. She would be interested in travel, and equally interested in staying home together.

  13. She would like to hug. That is a major thing.

  14. She would actually tell me about her day…

  15. She would enjoy being spoiled, and return the favor occasionally…

O


vidi vici veni

Sorry – I fail #14. Big time.

But I still scored a 96! :wink:

  1. She would not need silly lists to know how to be the perfect girl

End of list.

Zyada, yep! That he is, dpr is quite single. I’d go for him, if I was single. But, I’m not, and Mr Bear took my heart a long time ago. So, go for it, girlfriend! :wink:

Oicu, I like your list! Would you send that on to Mr Bear for me? Thanks! :smiley:

Delta, that sounds nice, but I’m not perfect, so I guess that wouldn’t apply to me. Oh, well. Presumably Mr Bear likes me just the way I am anyway.

As far as the original list goes, I’m afraid I can’t comply with numbers 19 and 20. That kind of internal conflict makes my head hurt.

Sorry, but a lot of the original list looks like ways to be totally wrapped around someones finger.

and if you really need a list on how to treat a lady, you shouldnt have a lady.

{Hi Purple!!! :slight_smile: how was the oddessy?}

no no no… you’ve got it all wrong! I’m none of those things!

Hi, John! It was just Great! I was wondering if anyone really wanted to hear about it, before I started a thread telling everyone all the gory details. :stuck_out_tongue:

O - I can do everything except:

#3 - patience is not my long suit and I have very good directional sense - will you let me give directions if you are lost?

#2 - How dare you treat me like a Queen? FYI, I am a Goddess, and will be treated accordingly. :stuck_out_tongue:

You can ALWAYS tell me where to go, Zyada…

And Goddess is fine with ME… (The sacrifices should be INTERESTING!)

O


vidi vici veni!

I thought that when i opened this thread, there’d be my pic or at least my name in here.

I can’t help but ask… warm fuzzies? As in the book??

Warm fuzzies = warm fuzzy feelings

still resisting (and valiantly) the urge to post the female equivalent list

Me thinks dpr has been reading women’s magizines. :wink: