Picture you have a lover. He/she (now to be referred to as she for simplicity’s sake), is perfect in every way. She is drop-dead gorgeous, her face making Audrey Hepburn look like Alfred E. Neuman. Her wit is on par with Mark Twain. She gets all your jokes and pop culture references. She even makes you breakfast in bed regularly. Oh, and don’t even get started on the love-making.
Well, the point is less that she is objectively perfect but that she is perfect for you, in every way.
Every way except one that is! This lover has a flaw. A dreadful…strange flaw. No, the flaw can be anything, but the goal is to make a flaw so that it’s hard to decide whether the relationship is worth keeping.
The way the game works is one person states a flaw, the next person answers whether they would keep or dump the perfect-in-ever-way (but one) lover (preferrably with a short explanation as for why), and then that next person crafts their own flaw. Side talk about previous flaws is fine I guess as long as it doesn’t create too much chaos.
I’lll start. Perfect in every way… but one day of the week can speak in nothing but Shakespeare quotations.
As regards to superfluous nipples, it’s location location location. Face? She’s outta here, sorry. Anywhere else I could probably learn to be fine with. Heck maybe it’ll even become a turn-on.
Oh, and I’m completely forgetting the surgical option. I’m guessing for the sake of the game that she is completely against having them removed.
Simply put, I’ll say yes.
Perfect in every way… but her body juts out spikes like a small cactus when she is really stressed.
depend on why she killed him, but leaning to keep her
Perfect in every way, but you can’t figure out why she settled for you…
Every time you ask her this, she states in a mechanical voice…”ERROR ERROR system shutdown”, she has an epileptic seizure, when she regains concience she pretends nothing is wrong and coninues baking you a pie, painting your warhammer army or giving you your morning blowjob
