And I am not arrogant, conceited or narcissistic either . . .
God, I am amazing! Oh wait minute . . . Could it be that perhaps I am God?
Mom? Is that you?
Dear God:
I still don’t believe in you, no matter how many times you post to this board. And if Anthracite is correct and you DO turn out to be Mom as well as God?
… Huh. Alright, maybe I will believe. But I’m gonna vote for the opposition come next Armageddon
Wow, I’ve gotta slow down when I read thread titles…It’s not about being a “perfect ass” after all. I think.
Yes my child . . . now come rest your head upon my busoms . . .
Wow.
Just wanted to toss in the fact that I like that I’m imperfect. My flaws are me. I wouldn’t even want to try to life up to being perfect. Too much fun being goofy.
But, you go girl.
While I wish I didn’t have some of my flaws, Tequila Mockingbird is right… my imperfections make me who I am. They make me unique. As for being goofy, it is fun at times.
But if ALadyLikeNoOther is indeed perfect (her username mgiht suggest that), then she has my respect and admiration.
F_X
“(her username mgiht suggest that)”
Shouldn’t the “l” be capitalized?
I think we’re gonna need further evidence here. 
Just say no to MDMA, kids.
WOW!
I’ve been searching the world for you!
I mean, being as I am the perfect male, I can hardly settle for less than the perfect woman.
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
So, you swallow?
(Hey, someone was going to say it sooner or later…)
So, you swallow?
(Hey, someone was going to say it sooner or later…)
That can’t be my mom. . . she’d never spell it ‘busums’.
Anyway.
Much like the others, I have my imperfections, and I like me that way.
Your pre-approved credit is going to be huge.
/Ruprecht/
Not mother?
/Ruprecht/
We really can’t determine the accuracy of your claim until we see nekkid pictures, can we? 
Can I have some of what you have been smoking?
You know, I’ve been wondering what to do with these 1000 ships.
Whadda ya think… want a sailor in every port?