[Baby Sinclair]
Not the mama! Not the mama!
[/Baby Sinclair]
Unless you’re right beside me, I don’t think so;)
Please note punha’s location. 
And here I thought that three foot tall women millionaires with flat heads who owned liquor stores were just mythical creatures!
Last time I checked, I wasn’t posting under other names in my sleep.
Um, huh?
But does your cat’s breath smell like cat food? That’s what I need to know.
I thought all the kids had gone BACK to school.
Wow, if you are God, then you have sinned! A sin of omission, in that you have not slept with me!
It’s easily corrected!
Neither did I spell it “busums” I spelled it busoms.
Urban Ranger - “Can I have some of what you have been smoking?”
I don’t know, can you? I’d be happy to share with you as that is my nature and just one of the many things that makes me close to perfect.
To others: Come now, I did not say I was flawless, just close to perfect. Can I help it that I have so much to offer, something for everyone? Can I help it that I am smart, sweet, down to earth, giving, gracious and beautiful on the inside as well as the out?
You could help it if you wanted to…you could be less gracious if you so chose
or you could spellcheck
Aw I was sure I was the perfect woman.
I’ve got the memo here somewhere :: much digging through paperwork on desk ::
No wait that says perfect idiot.
Carry on…
You may be close…
But the perfect woman would have a higher post count.
True, true surely you are the most modest person you know.
Gracious? I can think of a dozen women on this board who match that very description. Know what makes them so wonderful?
They don’t go talking about how wonderful they are. Their admirers do.
Look through the posts of Scotticher and purrplebear and nocturne and Jodi and Flami and Medea’s Child and Pucette and TruePisces and Biggirl and Geobabe and Ayesha and Lucretia and … so many other women on this board, and you will notice that they are all those things you listed. Except they don’t talk about themselves as being all those things. They just are them.
And you can ask anyone who knows them and they will tell you exactly what I just did.
And to think that these are all the characteristics I find attractive in a woman…
Alady, I’m very curious as to why you felt the need to share this with us.
Does missy have something against kids?
???
Astro, I don’t believe I mentioned modesty as was one of my attributes. I can be modest on occasion, when it is appropriate. That is part of my almost perfection . . .
Iampunha, you are the sensitive type aren’t you? It’s nice that you post all those sweet things about those that you admire. I assure you, it will keep you in their favor the more you suck up. Not sure if you are a guy or not but if you are, I would not count on al that sucking up to getting you laid tho . . .
astro, I working on those number of posts . . .
Oops, sorry 'bout that. You’re still wrong, though.
** punha ** My love, I have told you not to say such things about me. Now everyone ( including that LIONsob) will know what we did ! Wink wink , nudge, nudge.)
** AladyLikeNoOther ** I assure you that punha does not have to “suck up” to me to remain in my favor, he only has to give me hot sex or money. (Both would be even better .)
Well, it’s completely independent of any sweetness I have, but something’s working for me…at least, five minutes ago it was.
Aye, the, er, helping hand made of gold coins coins didn’t get to you yet in the mail? Maybe I got the address wrong…