As long as the stressful job has reasonable hours and vacations so she can come home, I’d help her cope.
Perfect in every way except that (for whatever reason) e has no genitals.
The lack of genitals…that’s tough. I don’t know that I’d ever stop thinking about it. I might pass.
Perfect in every way…except that once a year, she needs you to have sex with someone you find revolting (however you define that) in order for your relationship to continue.
keep her, it’s once a year. Perfect except, they’re the kid of a notorious serial killer.
The child of a serial killer? Keep him. It’s not his fault where he came from.
Perfect in every way, but has 20 cats (and refuses to get rid of them.)
Keep. I like cats.
She’s perfect in every way, but she’s HIV positive.
Keep. I’ll get HIV and we’ll die together. Once I’ve found perfection, there’s no reason to keep looking
Flaw: Has horrible, uncurable night terrors and wakes up screaming half the time
Flaw: she’s a virulent racist and anti-Semite whose hateful side comes out whenever she drinks alcohol.
Dumped so quickly her head spins.
Perfect except she hits on all your friends the moment your back is turned.
Dumped in a heartbeat. That means I can’t trust her and it’ll make things awkward with my friends.
Damn, have to change the perfect.
Perfect but cuts herself whenever she gets stressed, and she gets stressed easily.
Dump! Holy crap.
Perfect but farts at inappropriate times?
Keep
Perfect but in a wheelchair (Hey, had to do this one eventually) 
Wheelchair? No problem.
Perfect, but she is absolutely in love with ABBA, must listen to it all day long.
Keep, but restricted to headphones.
Perfect in every way… but she is a cyclops.
Dump. I don’t want to cyclopsness to be passed to my children.
Perfect in every way…but during sex she sounds just like your grandmother.
Keep - my grandmother was a sexy lady. What does yours sound like? 
Flaw - every full moon you wake up to find a trail of bloody pawprints leading back to the bed.
Keep her,
Perfect in every way…but she only eats live baby chickens
Dump her. She’s outta here.
Perfect in every way, but she is seriously addicted to listening to Rush Limbaugh, daily.
Keep the Dittohead.
Perfect, but works as a porn star and doesn’t want to quit.
Keep the pornstar
Flaw: will never actually love you but does these things purely as a matter of percieved duty.
Nope. In fact, she can sort of piss off.
Flaw: is extremely active in, and outspoken about, a political movement on the far opposite side of the spectrum from your own. Not in a way which you would generally respect, but in a cheerleading, uncritical, bandwagon sort of way.