::checks primary email for love letters from alyson hannigan::
::finds none, slinks off in disappointment, in passing dispatches genetically engineered, flame-breathing, etc. howler monkeys to wreak havok on randomly chosen locale::
::checks secondary email for no particular reason::
::sees puzzling message from SDMB re: re-upping::
::checks this thread::
::sees that gigi has kindly paid bill for me::
::begins to weep in gratitude::
::remembers that organic tear ducts were surgically removed upon admittance to super-villains’ guild & replaced with sulfuric acid squirters::
::hastily stops crying::
::teleports gigi entire key lime pie in gratitude::
::teleports other well-wishers individual pieces of pie just on general principles::
::begins to recall howler monkeys but remembers super-villain guild bylaws forbids general good deeds::
::redirects howler monkeys to France because, hey, who’ll miss it::
Ahh, you’re cool Gigi. We would have missed Skald too much if he left. For a straight guy he’s pretty awesome. (or at least manages to appear that way on here)
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Ahh, you’re cool Gigi. We would have missed Skald too much if he left. For a straight guy he’s pretty awesome. (or at least manages to appear that way on here)
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First, I’m an EXTREMELY PRETTY straight guy.
Second, I’m only 98% straight. Have I not made my position on Mandy Patinkin clear? :dubious:
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Oh, please. I hadn’t even left yet; gigi didn’t give me the opportunity before riding up on a white horse.
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I know. I was funnin’ ya. By the way, did you change your name from something else? I don’t remember seeing your name in these fora until just recently, as you’ve started a bunch of interesting threads.
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I know. I was funnin’ ya. By the way, did you change your name from something else? I don’t remember seeing your name in these fora until just recently, as you’ve started a bunch of interesting threads.
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[QUOTE=fishbicycle]
I know. I was funnin’ ya. By the way, did you change your name from something else? I don’t remember seeing your name in these fora until just recently, as you’ve started a bunch of interesting threads.
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Yeah, I’m gonna answer THAT one to someone who is obviously a confederate of the Super-Friends. Whaddaya think I am, a maroon?
brushes away a howler monkey Damn things.
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Anaamika, have you gone mad? You KNOW the monkeys have strict orders never to harm YOU. If there was a howler monkey close enough for you to brush it away, you were clearly in imminent danger of being attacked by someone else. You got any enemies?
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] Anaamika, have you gone mad? You KNOW the monkeys have strict orders never to harm YOU. If there was a howler monkey close enough for you to brush it away, you were clearly in imminent danger of being attacked by someone else. You got any enemies?
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Well, they do stand so close. But I do appreciate it.
I want to know about this Mandy Patinkin thing, too.
[QUOTE=Tracy Lord]
Beat me to it!
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Yeah, I would’ve been quite willing to if nobody else beat me to it. It’d be worth it; Cafe Society would be a lot duller without you.
I shall miss your threads and your replies greatly – I have learned much from the likes of you. And by all means, you must let us know the title of your tome when it is published. I am an aspiring novelist myself, and I intend to single-handedly re-invigorate the industry of literature by buying a copy of every new title published! I assume you will re-subscribe with the proceeds from your first royalty check. I’d think starting new threads on SDMB would be a higher priority than paying the mortgage or buying groceries, eh?
Forget the reckless talk of pie, though. Six friggin’ months on this website, I have not tasted one bite of pie!
Crap! Ya walk away from your computer in the middle of a reply to do some work for The Man, and the whole damn world changes!
Welcome back, Skald, though you were never really gone – outta’ here and back in in the space of a single thread! And thank you, Gigi, for helping to keep Skald in his place – right here!
Hey, is that a piece of key lime pie? Wait a minnit! Omigod, it’s a howler monkey in a clever key lime pie disguise!!! No! No! Noooooooooo!!! AAAACCKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHH!!!
[QUOTE=Sunrazor]
Crap! Ya walk away from your computer in the middle of a reply to do some work for The Man, and the whole damn world changes!
Welcome back, Skald, though you were never really gone – outta’ here and back in in the space of a single thread! And thank you, Gigi, for helping to keep Skald in his place – right here!
Hey, is that a piece of key lime pie? Wait a minnit! Omigod, it’s a howler monkey in a clever key lime pie disguise!!! No! No! Noooooooooo!!! AAAACCKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHH!!!
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Sunrazor, I’m going to tell you this ONE MORE TIME: When the “incoming teleport” alert lights up on your teleport pad, read the manifest BEFORE you press “Accept.” Okay?
