Man’s coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
Oh, snap!
The dude dies while dancing at a party and his wife is killed by his coffin.
Hollywood couldn’t have done better.
uff da!
that is the height of dark humour.
Killer thread!
That’s what her neck said!
(Er, what’s with this handbasket, again?)
Honey, there’s a Greyhound bus for us…not a dinky handbasket.
“Honey! What are you doing here?”
“Um, I’m not sure…”
Just get in. There’s more room in here than you might think. 
Maybe the handbasket is a tesseract.
I’m obligated by my username to respond.
uh…bum wrap for the lady.
More like a spinal tap, wasn’t it?
She should have been sucking on some Halls, or Vicks, or Smith Brothers.
That would have stopped the coughin’.