WARNING - VERY LONG, RANTING POST!
After my little brother was killed by a car while riding his bike in front of the house I grew up in, my dad and step-mom sold the house to my brother.
The house is quite large, in excellent condition but really too much for just my brother and his son, so he sectioned it off and rented parts of it out. The back section of the house became a one bedroom apartment, with a full bathroom, living area (with fireplace), and access to the main kitchen. The lower level became a three bedroom, 1 1/2 bath, full kitchen, den, and laundry area. My brother lives in the main part of the house, two bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, main kitchen, living room, and entertainment room. All have private entries and covered parking. They also have a large workshop, garage, and outdoor entertainment area available.
In other words, it is a very nice place that normally would rent quite high. However, my brother rented the back area to his friend Jake for $400.00 per month and the lower level to his friend Kale, his girlfriend Traci, and their two kids for $600.00. He could have asked, and gotten, a lot more.
Two years go by and everything is just ducky. Rent is paid on time and in full, everyone is happy. La la la la la. . . . .
Last March, Kale leaves Traci and moves out of state. Skips out on the lease. He says that she is a hosebeast from hell and he wants to get as far away from her as possible. My brother talks to her and they make arrangements for her to stay and pay $500.00 per month for a year and then increase to $600.00.
Pretty damn good for such a nice place.
April comes, Traci pays $500.00. May comes, she didn’t get many hours at work and is only able to pay $250.00, with a promise to make it up by paying $550.00 per month. June comes, my brother doesn’t see Traci for almost two weeks. She has been home, but just during the hours my brother is at work. When he finally catches her, she tells him that she had the rent but she was never able to catch him to pay (the dumb bitch couldn’t slide it under the door?) and ended up using it for food, sorry. She only paid $100.00 in July because she “had to pay her car payment, dammit.” My brother is an “insensitive jerk” because he “expects her to GIVE him money when she has other things to pay”.
My brother files papers with the court to have her evicted. The process servers were supposed to serve the eviction the following Monday. Ten days later, they finally get around to doing so. The papers give her 30 days to vacate or request a court hearing to argue reasons why she should not be kicked out. Three weeks later, she files papers with the court requesting this hearing. This overrides the original eviction and postpones the eviction for approximately another 30 days, to the date of the court hearing. This brings it into September, without a fucking cent from this parasite.
In the meantime, my brother gets the bill for his cell phone - $260.00+!!! There are numbers on the bill that were made at all hours of the night. He begins calling the telephone numbers and lo and behold, Ms. Loser has been sneaking into the garage in the middle of the night and taking his cell phone out of his truck, using it, and then sneaking it back before he left for work. Guess this solved the mystery of the missing spare keys. Her own phone line had been disconnected due to lack of payment.
When he confronted her, she was insulted that he was pissed off! After all, she is “a single mom, and single mom’s need telephone access” and because “he charges so much for rent, it is his fault for making her lose her phone, so he owes it to her.” She failed to mention that she hadn’t been paying the fucking rent!!! Nor did she mention that her kids had been living with her parents for the last two months because she wanted her freedom. The logic of this bitch is truly amazing.
He filed theft charges but the cops did squat.
My brother’s electric can-opener disappears. He went downstairs and asked her if she has seen it. “Me? Noooo.” Later that afternoon, he has Jake ask her if she has a can-opener he can borrow. Sure, and she hands him my brothers!!! Two days later, she asks my brother if he has a can-opener she can borrow. Hell no, bitch!
Anyway, this type of bullshit continued. My brother put a new lock on the door that connects to the stairs leading up. She had the freakin nerve to tell my brother that she was insulted that he was trying to keep her out of his living area!
The court date comes and the judge tells her that she must leave and that she owes my brother back rent as well as some other fees. However, he gives her an additional 30 days to get out! Still, she pays nothing.
My brother finds the base of a cordless phone plugged into an extra phone jack under his son’s bed. She had somehow gained access to his area AGAIN and was now using his phone line for her cordless phone. He took a hammer to the base.
He finally retained an attorney, for a few hundred dollars.
My brother files papers to have her personal belongings confiscated for back payments. He also discovered that a year earlier she had been charged with fraud and ordered to pay restitution. She never did and a warrant for her arrest was issued. She never showed up for court. They planned to arrest her when they issued the confiscation notice. My sister and I are spiteful little jerks, so we grabbed a couple Diet Pepsi’s, hopped into her mini-van, and drove to my brothers. We sat on the front porch as they hauled her ass out of there. In a sarcastic voice, I said “Byeeeeeeee, Traciiiiiiiiiiiii.” as they took her away.
The constables tagged her TV, stereo, computer, boom-box, printer, and a few other things, and told her she had 14 days to pay my brother or else they would come back and take those things, sell them at auction, and give the money to my brother.
Jake knew what had been going on for the those last few months and decided, hell, why should I pay rent? She doesn’t and she still gets to live here.
My brother goes back to the county and files eviction papers on Jake.
All of these filing actions cost my brother a chunk of money.
A few hours later, Traci bails out of jail and comes back home like nothing ever happened. The 14 days past and the constables come and for some unknown reason, only take her boombox and a video tape rewinder. Together they are only worth about $80.00, a far cry from the amount she owes. They also inform my brother that they have to hold the things for 14 days and that he is responsible for paying the storage, $17.00 per day. He tells them to stick it up their asses.
By this time, we are all convinced that the court system is fucking crap. They are so worried about protecting the rights of lowlifes, that they totally fuck those who are honest. People like my brother get screwed in both ends.
My brother stopped at a local pawn shop to see if he could get a good deal on some type of tool. While there, he found a large generator that looked just like the one he had home in the garage. Looking closer, he sees a dent that is in the exact same spot as the one on his. He asked who brought it in and is told Jake *******. The guy says that Jake also pawned a lawnmower and a chainsaw. He shows them, and sure as hell, they are his. They call the cops and file charges. So far, the cops have done jackshit.
The 30 days to vacate expired, but she is STILL there! The courts gave her 20 more days to REALLY leave (yeah, right), but not until my brother had to file yet another document that told her that she will be physically removed if she is not gone by the deadline. Two days before the deadline, she had the balls to ask my brother if she can live there until after the first of the year.
The 30 day eviction for Jake expired, but although his things remained in the house, he isn’t seen for a few days. My brother, who is now a lot wiser, takes matters into his own hands and moved all of his things outside and bolts the door. The next