My wife woke me up the other night. I was talking in my sleep. She told me 1) it sounded like I was having some kind of sex dream, and 2) it was pretty obvious it wasn’t about her. Uh-oh.
So. What do you suppose happens next?
Well, you silver-tongued devil, I am assuming you talked your way into a bit of the ol’ heave-ho. Dream couplings are, in fact, allowed in many marriages - no reason to let one go to waste.
Did you say her sister’s name?
Not if he was alive to write the OP.
I’d say tonight you better have a sex dream about your wife. Even if you have to fake it.
With ‘Best Birthday Ever!’ being the next thread…
I hear the secrets that you keep.
You are wise beyond your years, my friend.
Bravo. 