Talking in my sleep...

My wife woke me up the other night. I was talking in my sleep. She told me 1) it sounded like I was having some kind of sex dream, and 2) it was pretty obvious it wasn’t about her. Uh-oh.

So. What do you suppose happens next?

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
My wife woke me up the other night. I was talking in my sleep. She told me 1) it sounded like I was having some kind of sex dream, and 2) it was pretty obvious it wasn’t about her. Uh-oh.

So. What do you suppose happens next?
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Well, you silver-tongued devil, I am assuming you talked your way into a bit of the ol’ heave-ho. Dream couplings are, in fact, allowed in many marriages - no reason to let one go to waste.

Did you say her sister’s name?

[QUOTE=Zebra]
Did you say her sister’s name?
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Not if he was alive to write the OP.

I’d say tonight you better have a sex dream about your wife. Even if you have to fake it.

[QUOTE=ASAKMOTSD]
Not if he was alive to write the OP.
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With ‘Best Birthday Ever!’ being the next thread…

I hear the secrets that you keep.

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I’d say tonight you better have a sex dream about your wife. Even if you have to fake it.
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You are wise beyond your years, my friend.

[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
I hear the secrets that you keep.
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Bravo. :cool: