My heart really goes out to her teenage daughter for having to take care of an alcoholic parent.
That video is pure awesome!
“GET IN THE HOUSE!!!”
I’m confused by that woman’s lack of ass.
I have no real comments - I’m just confused.
Who is this person, and why is she on my internets?
Why that’s tanning mom, of course. She brought the sexy back to leathery skin and public intoxication. She was arrested on suspicion of letting her small child use a tanning bed. The charges and evidence are questionable, but there’s no lack of evidence that she has worked her way into our heats with that bronzed, burnt-fried-chicken glow and indomitable sass.
Good news: she’s already working on plans for a reality show and a playboy spread so she will be on our internets for a long, long, time.
I just got an idea for a new reality show: “Jersey Shore Meets Tan Mom”!
Think it’ll go over?
Well, it seems clear why the school was anxious to find an excuse to involve the authorities in her daughters’ life. Very, very sad. I hope she ends up on [del]celebrity[/del] d-list rehab.
I was GOING to say, “you meant hearts, up there, right Crazyhorse?”, but then I took another look at the whole sentence and it makes sense when you take it as meaning anger and not in heat. 
Quasi
You’re right - I meant to type ‘hearts’ but the typo worked out either way.
I loves me some satire! 
Q
Quasi - See, you look at this woman and your mental condition doesn’t seem so bad.
StG
Agreed, but I had to admire her for her guts, too.
And something has to be said about those turds with the cameras. That woman has a problem, but exploiting her weakness and putting her on display to be ridiculed says something about their own mental faculties. Must have been a slow day for chasing cripples.
You’re ABSOLUTELY right, StG!
I thank Og every day y’all can’t see my man-tits because of this fucking medication I have to take, but I sure wouldn’t parade myself around like that!
Hell, she’ll prob’ly get her half page (I HOPE it’s only a half), but then, by god, she’ll be history!
seriously, I used to be a moderately nice looking guy, but now? No, not anymore. Where’s the nearest dumpster? LOL!
“Not Playboy material?” Now THAT’S putting it mildly!
That is definitely the most appealing photograph I have seen of her so far.
How certain are we that she’s not an orc?
Pretty sure. “It is a mark of evil things that came in the Great Darkness that they cannot abide the Sun,” to quote Treebeard. 
I’m fairly certain the whole thing is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by Jeremy Irons.
(Or am I the only one who sees the resemblance?)
I see the resemblance to her and a battered old leather handbag - beyond that, not seeing it.
Doggy-style, or any other position.
I have endured the images of this female for a few days now, and the ones linked above are less heinous than others. Honestly, she would fit in quite nicely with a number of Floridian crispy critters that bake on many a beach this time of the year.
Why humans would deliberately put themselves at risk for skin cancer merely to discolor their outer integument is beyond me. It is merely one of the mysteries of your culture that I have been sent to study. Fortunately, I can do so from my indoor facility. Shady, quiet, cool.