Tanning Mom is such a scamp. How can you not love her?

She lives in Nutley?

Futurama nails it again

google ‘tanning mom action figure’
I’m serious

Said by one who once incarnated as a bucket o’ bolts!

Ewww, that makes me think of some horribly awful sitcom, where Tan Mom plays the loveable, but slightly alcoholic mom to…oh, I just have to stop. I’m making myself sick.

They got the skin-color right, but she doesn’t look skanky enough.

Oh I bet that, if you get to know her, she’s a real sweetheart.

You know, Like Flo the Progressive Insurance lady.

Actually, Flo the waitress from Mel’s Diner might not be too far off. . .