What do you call a bunch of lesbians driving a van full of dildos?
Dick Van Dike(dyke)
(Just squeezing in a post before this thread gets locked)
(On second thought, that may have been a “tasteless” joke…)
What are you doing with that rotten frui-
SPLAT!
I just had to share it. Even if it’s retarded…
You want tasteless jokes? I know jokes that would make a sailor blush. I know jokes that would make Charlie Manson say “Dude, you’re sick, you know that?” I know jokes that would get me thrown out of prison.
Of course I can’t tell them because I don’t want to offend nearly everybody here.
What’s worse that a dead skunk on your piano?
A diseased beaver on your organ.
Just go to the source
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You done told the bitch twice.
Why did the gay shepherd go broke?
Cause his flock died of AIDS
I hesitate to even post these, but I do have a reputation as a sick mofo to maintain.
Seriously though, if you’re easily offended, don’t read these.
And if you do anyway, don’t blame me. Please. You’ve been sufficiently warned, I hope.
SICK STUFF AHEAD
Q. What’s better than winning a wheelchair race?
A. Being able to walk.
Q. Why do women have legs?
A. So they don’t leave a slime trail.
Q. Why don’t [ethnic] eat fleas?
A. They can’t get the little legs apart.
Q. What’s the best part of having sex with a 4-year-old?
A. Licking the blood off the clown suit.
Q. What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A. The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.