Tawny Kitaen Enters Rehab -- But Why Does She Have George Bush's Face on her Stomache

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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i swear, I looked at this picture for a cvouple of minutes before I realized that those weren’t her legs – they were her husband’s arms. I couldn’t figure out what a male face was doing superimposed on her stomache. And in reduced form, it looked like our CinC.

I notice they name her role in Bachelor Party, but not a word about her starring role in The Adventures of Gwendolyne in the Land of the Yik-Yak. Priorities, people!

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Sorry, just looks like a blank gray space to me.

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
I notice they name her role in Bachelor Party, but not a word about her starring role in The Adventures of Gwendolyne in the Land of the Yik-Yak. Priorities, people!
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She’ll always be the co-host of America’s Funniest People in my heart. Fast as fast can be, you’ll never catch me!

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To explicitly ask what Ethilrist hinted at, link please?

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Link. Even with the explanation, it took me a minute to make sense of the image.

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Damn!

Sorry about that:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_en_tv/people_tawny_kitaen

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[QUOTE=Crotalus]
To explicitly ask what Ethilrist hinted at, link please?
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It’s like something from an Arnold Schwarzenneger movie gone horribly awry.

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That’s a highly misleading headline: “Actress enters drug rehab program.”

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She’ll always be Whitesnake’s groupie to me…Or was it Great White? I get all those big hair bands confused.

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Damn. she’s got hairy legs :wink:

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[QUOTE=dahfisheroo]
She’ll always be Whitesnake’s groupie to me…Or was it Great White? I get all those big hair bands confused.
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That’d be Whitesnake. Named for David Coverdale’s wang.

Man, the tackiness of the 80’s cannot be overestimated, can it?

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What Zelie read:

“Tawny kitten Enters Rehab – But Why Does She Have George Bush’s Face on her Stomache”

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OMFG they have drug-addicted cats over there??? And…what? Dubya? On the kitty fur? DAYUM those Americans are strange…

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I think if any woman finds Dubya’s face on her abdomen, entering rehab is the LEAST she should do.

Plus, Laura ain’t gonna like it …

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Tawny, Tawny, Tawny. The booze and drugs are just to fill the emptiness that only I can fill. Give them up and come to me.

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]
Tawny, Tawny, Tawny. The booze and drugs are just to fill the emptiness that only I can fill. Give them up and come to me.
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I’d stay away from her. Remember, she got arrested for beating MLB pitcher Chuck Finley during their marriage.

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[QUOTE=brianjedi]
I’d stay away from her. Remember, she got arrested for beating MLB pitcher Chuck Finley during their marriage.
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Is that meant to scare me away…or entice me more?

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[QUOTE=D_Odds]
Is that meant to scare me away…or entice me more?
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That depends. Finley’s 6’6" and 214, and she kicked the crap out of him, so a smaller man would be an easier target.

If you’re in to that… I don’t understand you and don’t really care to.

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IIRC, she kicked him with spike heels while he was driving. Isn’t that him in the picture? It seems to me I remember it from an old Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

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[QUOTE=Evil Captor]
I think if any woman finds Dubya’s face on her abdomen, entering rehab is the LEAST she should do.

Plus, Laura ain’t gonna like it …
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Even if it was Laura’s abdomen…

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I guess nobody remembers He still wins but it’s not a blowout. Who’d win in your chess game?