Tawny Kitaen Enters Rehab -- But Why Does She Have George Bush's Face on her Stomache

i swear, I looked at this picture for a cvouple of minutes before I realized that those weren’t her legs – they were her husband’s arms. I couldn’t figure out what a male face was doing superimposed on her stomache. And in reduced form, it looked like our CinC.

I notice they name her role in Bachelor Party, but not a word about her starring role in The Adventures of Gwendolyne in the Land of the Yik-Yak. Priorities, people!

Sorry, just looks like a blank gray space to me.

She’ll always be the co-host of America’s Funniest People in my heart. Fast as fast can be, you’ll never catch me!

To explicitly ask what Ethilrist hinted at, link please?

Link. Even with the explanation, it took me a minute to make sense of the image.

Damn!

Sorry about that:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061219/ap_en_tv/people_tawny_kitaen

It’s like something from an Arnold Schwarzenneger movie gone horribly awry.

That’s a highly misleading headline: “Actress enters drug rehab program.”

She’ll always be Whitesnake’s groupie to me…Or was it Great White? I get all those big hair bands confused.

Damn. she’s got hairy legs :wink:

That’d be Whitesnake. Named for David Coverdale’s wang.

Man, the tackiness of the 80’s cannot be overestimated, can it?

What Zelie read:

“Tawny kitten Enters Rehab – But Why Does She Have George Bush’s Face on her Stomache”

thinks

OMFG they have drug-addicted cats over there??? And…what? Dubya? On the kitty fur? DAYUM those Americans are strange…

I think if any woman finds Dubya’s face on her abdomen, entering rehab is the LEAST she should do.

Plus, Laura ain’t gonna like it …

Tawny, Tawny, Tawny. The booze and drugs are just to fill the emptiness that only I can fill. Give them up and come to me.

I’d stay away from her. Remember, she got arrested for beating MLB pitcher Chuck Finley during their marriage.

Is that meant to scare me away…or entice me more?

That depends. Finley’s 6’6" and 214, and she kicked the crap out of him, so a smaller man would be an easier target.

If you’re in to that… I don’t understand you and don’t really care to.

IIRC, she kicked him with spike heels while he was driving. Isn’t that him in the picture? It seems to me I remember it from an old Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Even if it was Laura’s abdomen…

I guess nobody remembers He still wins but it’s not a blowout. Who’d win in your chess game?