I know it’s already been mentioned many many times, but I don’t think this episode can be praised highly enough: Jim gets his driver’s license. It’s definitely in my top 5 list of All Time greatest single episodes of any show ever (it might even be my #1). No matter how many times I see it I laugh until I cry.
The yellow light bit’s funny, but I find the whole time he’s filling out the application even funnier (and that’s saying something).
He gets his name down, sex, then it comes to (parphrased from memory):
Jim: Eyes.
Elaine: No! Don’t put down “two”.
Jim: Oh, they mean colour? What colour are my eyes?
Elaine (looking at his eyes): Well, we can rule out “white”. Alex, want to take a stab at this?
Then there’s the aforementioned “Mental illness or narcotic addiction”.
Q: Have you ever experienced dizziness, blackouts, blah blah blah?"
Jim: Hasn’t everyone?
Then, when the application is finally over someone mentions that he can now take the test.
Jim: That wasn’t the test? Oh, maaan!
I’m sitting here giggling my ass off just remembering that episode. It’s a thing of beauty.
I also have very fond memories of the episode when Jim built the castle out of his van for Elaine.
Another good one is when Tom Sellack guest starred as this gorgeous fare that Elaine picked up. They hit if off and at the end of the (very long) drive, he asked her to spend the night. The only problem was he was leaving the country the next morning on business for an indefinite period of time. She turns him down, but they do kiss. He ends up giving her this HUGE tip and she after protesting at first, she finally accepts it, then asks, “Boy, what would you have given me if I’d spent the night?” Tom Sellack replies, “A beautiful memory.”
At that point Louis breaks in over the CB and says, “You’re better off with the money!” He had been listening the whole time! It was funny as hell.
I love Taxi… great show.