A friend of mine emailed me in a froth this morning telling me to get down on my knees and thank God I lived in a city and state with a brain. Sometimes I forget that outside the big city there are vocal, bizarre republicans (not all republicans, just the vocal bizarre) that are having their voices heard and…scarily…heeded.
My friends nephew in a Phoenix suburb has recently been having trouble at school and at home, nervous, shaky, kind of distracted, obsessed with something, like something weighing on his mind. He’s in fourth grade. I’m a caveman, what is that, ten years old?
Finally, it was pried out of him what was going on. In a school discussion of the election year and primary process (a valid schooltime discussion), the teacher informed her class that
A) If Hillary Clinton is elected president, she has said that she will turn the U.S. into a dictatorship…JUST LIKE HITLER DID
I gathered my jaw up from the floor and continued reading, because the teacher wasn’t done. She then asked the class why they thought Osama Bin Laden hadn’t been caught yet. After some brainstorming, she gave the answer.
B) It’s because Osama Bin Laden moved to the U.S. got a special tan, changed his name and is running for president as…wait for it…Dennis Kucinich!
HAHA no, of course I mean Barack Obama, because, you know, the names rhyme, it must be true.
So this kid is scared that he’s either going to be living in a NAZI Germany replica or under the thumb of a terrorist monster if the democrats win the election.
Freedom of speech is fantastic. I love living in a country where idiots can spew their garbage…but when you’re teaching my children…FUCKING CHILDREN WHO CAN’T VOTE, just scaring them to death…that’s another story. I wonder how many other kids were scared to death of this story and DIDN’T tell their parents. What other atrocities is this teacher putting forth?
These are delicate, mushy brains you have in your power. Things that people told me when I was ten STILL weigh heavy on my heart. My greatest fears, dislikes, anxiety was all borne in those formative years when I was learning how to process information in my own way. How dare you indoctrinate your captive audience with this bullshit. Dumbass.