Teddy Babes

Finally! I knew I’d find the girl for me someday!

This sounds suitable for ewmbroidering on a sampler.

Hmmm…

RealDoll or MechaDoll? (NSFW. Who’da guessed?)

Realdoll has more variety, but mechadoll looks to be better construction and detail.

From a completely academic viewpoint.

I’d never consider one.

Really I wouldn’t…

My life would be complete if I ever got “You shall never run out of vaginas” in a fortune cookie.

Holy crap, you’re not kidding. Some of the close-ups of the genitals on the MechaDolls look to be of an actual porn star’s plumbing. It’s more frightening than sexy.

Check out Leeloo!

With jiggly-Butt technology, no less!

The RealDolls Jenny & Nika, though, I would almost swear were pics of the real human models.

Sooo…what posesed you to scour the internet for a pillow with boobs? And what search terms did you use?

Yeah, but you could keep snacks in it in case you get hungry in the middle of the night. Or use it to hold tissues. Or to keep you hands warm.

Just use your imagination.

Truly, words to live by.

Not for nothing, but if these guys used their imaginations just a bit more, they’d be capable of meeting living human women. :dubious:

These silicone dolls, they are quite depressing. Articulated limbs, etc. I mean, what happens when as a guy you’ve been hot and heavy with your Synth girl and then hook up with a Real girl? Do you lose your erection because she won’t keep her limbs in the position you’re going for? :eek:

Call me old school but I thought silicone was for caulking the bathtub…

Cartooniverse

Pervert.

Call me crazy, but I don’t think those guys really want real women if they’re willing to to drop the bucks on something like a RealDoll. I mean, think of how many dates that would be.

Can you imagine scanning that particular piece of luggage? :stuck_out_tongue:

Paging Lars Thorwald, your Skycap is here for your trunk.

:smiley:

Would that go in the overhead bin or under the seat?

Why was I not surprised to see one of them posed holding a light saber?

Although I am a bit weirded out by the purpose of the dolls I really have to admire the construction. I had wanted to make a couple dolls for my nieces that were the same size they were and looked through various doll-making sites. I found one with a nice doll and pattern and decided that it was probably beyond my capabilities at the time. I wasn’t even looking at adding a wire frame, boobies or even a vagina. Faces are really hard to make, too. I can at least respect the workmanship that goes into making these.

–laughing–

(bows)