Teddy Ruxpin to return to stores -- the Horror!

My elementary school friends and I wished we had access to a Teddy Ruxpin so we could do shit like that, but we didn’t know anyone that had the damn thing. I think the band we wanted to use was Iron Maiden.

Hello My name is Teddy Rucixpin!!!

I think we still have ours somewhere, although the mouth doesn’t move anymore. I ought to sell it on eBay.

You know, I have this urge to get one and put Laibach in it.

I! Me! Mine!

I would put something like a Redd Fox comedy album in it or maybe Lenny Bruce.
That or just sample the voice from the Talking Tina Twilight Zone episode.

I thought the name was familiar!

This is the Tedster from hell!

I remember the commercials for it–ugh ugh ugh.
I would not put head banger music in one–I would put a standup routine recording in one…Chris Rock would be good or Lewis Black…heheheh.

…or Sam Kinison…
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I need a Teddy Ruxpin. He, along with taking Erkel and Ernest dolls will complete my tea party from hell. I already have talking Pee Wee Herman, Ed Grimley, and Freddie Krueger dolls. Some have suggested updating with talking Pinhead figures and such. But, I say if it doesn’t have a pullstring in the back then it’s cheating.