Tell Donald Trump What He Should Focus On In His First 100 Days

Politics & Elections
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I subscribed to his email list, back during the election. I’m on Hilary’s, too, but I only got a couple. The Donald has been relentlessly sending out emails through the final months of his campaign and is still at it now.

I got sent this poll of what he should do in his first 100 days. I think everyone should take this poll, especially if they didn’t vote for him to give him better feedback.

https://action.trump2016.com/survey/100-day-plan-action-survey/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ELC_elections-2016_100-day-plan-action-survey&utm_content=111916-hund-day-plan-djt-jfc-p-p-hf-e-1&utm_source=e_p-p

You can tell him not to replace Obamacare, what kind of supreme court justice he should appoint, how important the wall is to you, etc.

I don’t really like how the poll is constructed, but maybe if he gets a ton of people marking, repealing obamacare as not important then he’ll decide to keep it.

It might not help at all, but maybe?

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Good idea, I just did it.

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Some Presidents would focus on revising the budget, but this isn’t mentioned. Likewise Cuba and Iran weren’t mentioned.

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That poll is really hard to fill out without a “I disagree with the premise of this statement” option. I marked “not important” for most of them.

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I’ve already made my opinion on these things known. I voted for Hillary Clinton.

Also, for several of them, there should be a selection for “I think this question proceeds from a false premise”, and for others “I think this is hopelessly vague”.

(ETA: or what Sterling Archer said.)

In any event, I’m not giving these mooks my E-mail address.

(As an aside, what’s up with all the questions being numbered “1”?

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  1. I thought he already had a first 100 day plan.
  2. He needs the public to tell him what he should do? I thought he was President(-elect).
    He’s supposed to be making these decisions.
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Yeah, I did that, too.

The poll was very similar to the dozens of polls I get from internet marketers asking what their next course should be on. It was probably build using the same program from some dude on Fiverr.

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I think he should immediately stop all the wars and end world hunger.

YOU HEAR ME, TRUMP???

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With all the beauty pageants he’s owned, he should know the only proper answer is WORLD PEACE.

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Since it didn’t have a “Commit Suicide” option, I didn’t bother.

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Eat lots of breaded chicken froma a bucket and croak.

If not that, quit tweeting at the toilet.

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Dear Fuhrer;
If you get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, you’re doing it right, take more Viagra.