Tell me about Bermuda

I’m going to lie to someone today and tell them that I’ve been to Bermuda. What do I need to know about Bermuda in order to sound convincing?

Party on front street - just 'cause it’s Wednesday!

Don’t forget about that triangle I hear they have out there!

:slight_smile:

They wear Bermudas.

Pat Rafter lives there.

Or just say you walked into the triangle and it wiped out your memory.

Best beach IMHO - Tobacco Bay
Best resort (older info) - Elbow Beach
Good prices on english woolen goods
Watch out for crazy americans on rented scooters
You don’t need a passport, but it’s handy to have
Get AWAY from front street - it’s getting like Disney’s Bermuda Adventure.
Rent a bike.