Tell me about Iowa

Iowa is the setting for the musical Music Man. Which features a somewhat idealized portrait of what Iowa was like once upon a time.

Iowa is also noteworthy for being the butt of Iowan jokes. My favorite Iowan joke: Minnesota and Iowa had a war. Iowans kept throwing grenades. Minnesotans pulled the pins and threw them back. (Yes, many Iowan jokes depict Iowans as being stupid. It’s probably not true. Growing up in the Twin Cities (Minneapolis-St. Paul) area of Minnesota, I heard my share of them. Iowan jokes were generally percieved as innocuous. I have no idea whether Iowan jokes are still routinely told by select Minnesotans. )

Most of the rest of my experience with Iowa comes from driving through it on I-94. (Interstate, running north-south, from near my house to not-so-near Grandma’s house).

But, if it weren’t for a certain now-defunct college in Iowa, my mother would never have moved out of state for college and kept going. (She met my dad after college graduation, while both were living out West).

You know, of course, why it is so windy in Illinois?
Because Iowa blows and Indiana sucks!

Radar O’Reilly is from Ottumwa Iowa.
And my mom is from Council Bluffs.

I was going to say, there’s a whole lotta nuthin in much of Alabama and Mississippi. Unliess you like kudzu on your crackers.

Captain James T. Kirk.

According to The Omnivore’s Dilemma, Iowa is home to billions of corn plants and their handful of human slaves.

I’ve lived in Iowa for over ten years now, but I’m an East Coaster at heart, so I hope that my perspective helps.

Iowa, like most large states, is very different depending on where you are. 99% of my experience is in central Iowa, which is very different than most of the state as most of the residents live in suburbia rather than the boonies. In Des Moines, surrounding suburbs, and Ames, it’s pretty much like any other suburban area of the country. Well, I suppose the biggest difference between here and New Jersey is that you see a lot more chain restaurants in the Midwest.

Keep in mind that Iowa is not overwhelmingly conservative. We tend to be a “blue” state. However, there is a huge cultural divide between people in relatively developed areas – Des Moines, Ames, Mason City, Dubuque, Iowa City, Davenport – and people who live in other places – like Fort Dodge, Creston, or Ottumwa. The latter are “cities” (towns, really) that tend to be either hubs for small community colleges and for stores to set up for surrounding farmer communities or, especially in the case of places like Ottumwa, relatively “industrial” areas (i.e. huge meat-packing plants). These towns suck. Seriously, if you had a week to explore any of those towns, I’d say “bring a damn book”. There is nothing to do there.

In terms of population, most Iowans don’t live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere but don’t get me wrong, a very large portion of the state consists of a tiny one horse town surrounded by a giant sea of corn and soybean fields. Maybe I’m biased but I have never seen much local color of interest; people just tend to get into their cars on the weekend, drive three hours to the closest mall and then eat at TGI Friday’s rather than develop local stuff.

One of the great things about Iowa is thriving farmer’s markets. Lest you think the offerings be simply “corn” and “more corn”, there is actually a lot more available from Iowa (in small amounts) including fruits and cheeses. We even have vineyards here.

While farming is very big here, Des Moines is also a big insurance and call center town. Wells Fargo, Principal, and ING have a lot of jobs here, as does ADP, EDS, CDS, etc. Also, Iowa State and University of Iowa are decent schools. We get pretty big concert and theatre venues that come through – most of the Broadway tours stop here.

It’s really not just farm people here. About the only time I deal with those folks is at the State Fair, which I have to say is definitely an event, though I don’t generally go. Most people do, though, just for the food and beer if nothing else. The fairgrounds are HUGE. There is a lot to do and, when I’ve gone, I’ve enjoyed the art exhibits a great deal (they have a dedicated building).

I think a lot of people will drive through Iowa and get the idea that nothing is here, and yes, a lot of land is farm-committed, but it’s really not a bad place to live at all, and the cheapest gas is always the ethanol blend. But, then, I think central Iowa is the best part of the state, and I think southeast Iowa should be reduced to a smoking hole by a nuclear missile in order to get it on the road to improvement. So, in summary, Iowa is a state of many contrasts. Thank you.

Oh, also. Lest you believe that Iowa is at the bottom of the joke hole, we make fun of Minnesotans and, especially, Nebraskans. Really, we feel pity for Nebraska. Drive through it sometime – even the crops look sad to be there!

I think Bryson is from Iowa and thus probably feels he has a right/obligation to disparage it in an affectionate way.

Brysons from Des Moines which means River of Monks I think

I went to a party in Rhode Island this past weekend. I got bored and looked out the window to study the rest of the state. It is pretty in spots.

Oh no, the whole of New England is absolutely beautiful especially RI.

I have spent 4 holidays there each of 3-4 weeks and every one has been just delightful.

It must be the most tranquil and peaceful state in America and the Clam Chowder and clam cakes are to die for

I have the pleasure of making four or five trips per year to Nebraska – Omaha specifically. How is exciting is Nebraska? Well, to have fun, you have to leave and go to Iowa. How frigging sad is that!?

Ya see, dem der Iowans got themselves casinos. Over the river in Nebraska, it’s illegal.

The only time Nebraska is better than Iowa is during a Nebraska football game or the College World Series. When I trek to the World Series hosted in Omaha, NE, I stay at Harrahs in Iowa!

Lest you suspect hyperbole, given the properly placed window in RI you can pretty much see the entire rest of the state.

Drawing electoral district lines in such a way as to improve the chances of a favored political party’s candidate gaining a seat, even if the district has a weird shape as a result. The word (one of my favorites, incidentally) is a portmanteau which combines the name of former Massachusetts Governor Elbridge Gerry with “salamander”, in (dis)honor of the amphibian-like form of a district whose boundaries were determined by the Massachusetts legislature during Gerry’s term of office and approved (albeit reluctantly) by him. See this article for additional information and examples.

I grew up in Minnesota. My grandparents are in Iowa. I went to college in Iowa. My SO is from Iowa, and he has lots of family there still. We visit 8-10 times a year.

Ok, with that out of the way…
If you don’t know people in Iowa, there isn’t much there to see on a vacation. Anything exciting to do has a bigger counterpart someplace else.

But, as a place to live, grow up, go to school? It’s a great place. Friendly people. Good education. Beautiful landscape (yep, corn fields and rolling hills are beautiful.) Most of my very good friends either grew up in or went to school in Iowa. The nicest, most trustworthy bunch of people you could ever meet. As someone said upthread, if you break down at the side of the road, there will be a steady stream of people stopping to see if you need help. It’s common to see a tip jar in the local restaurant, to benefit someone who’s been ill or had bad luck. I can’t think of a neighborhood, in the whole state, that I’m afraid to walk in.

So I guess it comes down to, what are you looking for?

Are we playing non sequitur? :slight_smile:

Painter Grant Wood

Musicians Bix Beiderbecke, Andy Williams, and Glenn Miller

Actors Donna Reed and Elijah Wood

Author Robert James Waller

Showman and large land mammal slaughterer Buffalo Bill Cody

Celebrity hanger-on Tom Arnold

Statistician George Gallup

Actor and celebrity prankster Ashton Kutcher

Journalist Harry Reasoner

Iowa is also home to the itinerant details of 3 million learner drivers from the UK.

Link.

I’m a transplanted SoCal girl, now a resident of a Popular Des Moines Suburb since 2000. Once the culture shock wore off, I found myself really liking it here. I have good friends from opposite sides of the political dial who get along just great, career opportunies that would have been closed to me on the coast, a growing variety of arts and culture (yes, that’s what I said), all in a place I can afford a house bigger than a refirgerator box. If they ever got a Trader Joes, I’d probably never consider moving again.

I will say that if I’d moved here in my twenties instead of my late thirties, I might feel differently, but I can see good films at the Fleur, eat at some very decent non-chain restaurants, listen to a variety of music, and there is even an attempt at a fringe festival!

My experience of Iowa was in a town called Sibley in the north of the state somewhere.

Corn. Lots and lots and lots of corn, and wheat. Our motel room faced a grain elevator that had seen better days.

There was a pizza place on main street that wasn’t bad, but the town seemed like a ghost town, half the buildings were abandoned and it seemed like people only used the motel we were staying in to smoke meth and talk loudly at 3am.

I’m sure that this isn’t representative of the entire state, though.

This is true! One of the biggest things I noticed in Iowa is that people are just friendly. I think they just haven’t been trained from birth to avoid eye contact and to be aggressive. I’ve had my fair share of roadside emergencies, and people have always stopped to help without prompting. One fellow driving a limo changed a tire for me, and another guy drove me to work (about 10 miles away in snowy conditions).

Iowa isn’t a tourist destination generally, but it’s a good place to live. I too lament the total lack of Trader Joe’s – but I keep spreading the word and getting people to request a location on their website. For now, we either drive to Minneapolis or stop off when we happen to be in Milwaukee or Chicago.

Mrs. Cake, glad to see a Doper from around here. Let’s get a few more and have a Dopefest. :slight_smile:

My mom grew up on a farm in Iowa. I went with her for a family reunion of sorts when I was a teenager. This was August and I remember it being really green and flat, but not pancake flat. The cemetary where our relatives are buried was on top of a big hill though. There were lots of trees around the old farmhouse and I just remember it being really pretty and pleasant.

Of course, when I proposed the idea of going to school in Iowa (at Grinell) she IMMEDIATELY vetoed it. Apparently being the only Jewish family in a small town was not very fun.

(And what’s with the Rhode Island bashing? It may seem small on a map but it packs a lot of prettiness in)