"Tell me doctor... Will I ever be able to play the race card again?"

“I’m afraid not, Mr. Jackson…”

!!!

Michael? Samuel L ? Jesse?

Inquiring minds don’t truly give a shit, but please put us out of our misery.

if you need to have it explained, it’s not worth explaining it

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Michael? Samuel L ? Jesse?

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I dream of a world where Jesse Jackson would have to ask this question, but alas I assume that the OP is referring to everyone’s favorite monkey-loving, Peter Pan-ish, possibly pedophilic, skin-lightening former superstar musician.

Oh diceman, you make everything nice