I tell you, the pit just ain’t what it used to be.
So why did the socialist dictator burglar cross the road? 
To levy taxes against the property owners on the other side?
Depends. Do you mean a socialist dictator who is also a burglar, or a burglar who steals socialist dictators?
Nancarrow, I was around while Starving Artist was talking to himself in the basement. I followed the monologue closely, and he mentioned many things, but never mentioned breaking into people’s houses. There’s your evidence!
Daniel
Statically speaking, **Starving Artist **would become a burglar long before HRC would become a socialist dictator.
Indeed. You would think at least one of them would have noticed it, and ducked! :dubious:
Playing it straight, however, I would have to say to Nancarrow that some rumour he heard back in the 1990s before Al Gore invented the Internet, which he cannot substantiate in any way other than his memory, is insufficient grounds on which to entertain seriously the proposition that Starving Artist did at one time avow his intent to become a burglar.
Now, if we could only find a way to extend that principle to lady Senators who formerly were First Ladies and their effort to provide health care for the uninsured, and to prevent fraud among medical insurance providers in the process, perhaps we might get somewhere.
Actually, statically speaking, nothing much would become at all.
Well done, sir…or madame, as the case may be! A rollicking good OP, if I do say so myself!
…and one of the patrons says, “Hi, Hillary…what’s with the mask?”
One of them had to be…
SA…I liked my punchline to that joke better!
Of course you did. 
You know, I am sure **Starving Artist ** prefers the more PC term of Treasure Finder to burglar. Burglar has so many negative stereotypes. I hope in the future the Op refrains from such crass and anti-social remarks in the pit.
Jim
Now that I’ve read that entire thread…
I still can’t insult Nancarrow. Who could, when his analysis was spot-on?
…but the bartender is a cannibal, and says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Don’t mind me, I’m going for the room-clearing joke.
Ahem…
“Fuckwit!”
It had to be done.
Carry on.
You read the entire thread??? :eek:
Well dude, I just read the whole thing, and if your asshole doesn’t feel about |-----------------------------| <---- THIS big, then your brain must be about |–| <---- this tiny… Just sayin’. That’s no garden variety trainwreck there, you must’ve been working on that for months!
I just read the whole thing too. You’re an idiot, SA.