Yes. Yes I did.
It’s a good thing it ended when it did. I was running out of :rolleyes: and I even bought them in bulk.
That’s okay, I’ve been stockpiling them by the gross ever since I discovered this board ( 
) and I’d be happy to lend you some.
Socialist dictator steals for state, comrade.
Starving Artist, although you acted like a fuckwit in that other thread, I applaud you for reacting to this one in a mature and good-humored way. That shows class.
But as long as you’re in this thread, I’m keeping an eye on my wallet.
Thanks very much, tdn. I appreciate that. 
No worries, as a member in good standing of the conservative party I would be much more likely to try to obtain your money by through nefarious business practices than I would by swiping your wallet. 
In socialist dictatorship, wallet swipes you.
I’m impressed by your humor in this thread. Sure, I’ll borrow some - my new shipment isn’t coming in until the weekend.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Socialist dictator.
Socialist dictator who?
Socialist dictator Hillary Clinton.
…Is that it?
Is what it?
The joke.
No joke.
But it started with knock knock.
So?
So, if it starts with knock knock, it’s supposed to be a joke.
It won’t be a joke when Socialist Dictator Hillary Clinton knock knocks on your door, fucko.
Oh. Well, all right.
Knock knock.
Fuck you.
They’re on the way. (I hope a thousand or two will be sufficient. )
And thanks.
Haha! Starving Artist is being a good sport in this thread. That’s great!
But.
Let’s not let that distract too much from his tinfoil hat “Hillary’s a despotic bitch who secretly (so secretly that nobody wrote it down, but SA somehow managed to hear about it) schemed to throw innocent Americans in jail with her socialist dictatorial health plan” behavior in the thread that inspired this one.
Yes, but that thread is still open, you can always add to the well-deserved pile-on in that one. He really is being a good sport about this thread.
Jim
I would be happier about Starving Artist being a good sport if there was any indication he even understood the point of the OP.
Oh, he understands it perfectly well…yours, too!
Thanks for the good word, What Exit?.
Nobody should be surprised that Starving for Attention is pleased to receive attention. I just hope that receiving it in somewhat of a positive manner (setting aside the well-crafted and spot on OP) for positive behavior here yields fewer of the embarrassing travesties that have been more typical of him in the past, like the other thread in question.
Hey, he even claims, in the other thread IIRC, to just now be getting the idea that his typical sources of information might (gasp) tend to misrepresent the truth! I’m all for positive change, even if I’m cynical about the likelihood of it happening in this context.
So I applaud SA as well, and I look forward to a brighter tomorrow.
Yes, I know we have a lot of fun here calling each other names like Starving for Attention and Hector the Contrarian…just keep in mind that were I really ‘starving for attention’ I would likely make inflammatory posts more frequently than the ‘quarterly spasms’ you’ve been referring to lately. Actually, my posting activity in the main has fallen off rather sharply the last year or so…it’s just that sometimes I so fed up that I just have to vent. 
But be that as it may, thanks for the applause–couched in doubt and cynicism though it may have been. Clearly I need to take a good, hard look at the way I arrive at facts and investigate with greater diligence the sources of my own information before I reach a particular conclusion, and I shall strive to do so from this point on.
Bravo, Cervaise, bravo! Funniest thing I’ve read at 1:50 AM in a long time.
Starving Artist wouldn’t be a would-be turd burglar.
The only turd Starving Artist would be likely to burgle at this point would be you, and I doubt that I could find a fence who’d be interested in the merchandise.
Every time I read Starving Artist shortened to SA my first thought is of Nazi Brownshirts. Now is that fair to good ol’ SA?
“What can Brown do for you?”
On the linked-to Sturmabteilung page in Wikipedia I noticed a “SA Maxim” that I had never heard before. (maybe because I’ve really been slacking off on my Stormtrooper meeting attendance) It reads: “Terror must be broken by terror”.
Hmmmmm… that gives me an idea for how to deal with all those nasty terrorists in Iraq! I’ll pass it along to the head of the Gestapo (In code. That’s how they want the really evil info sent).
Godwin was a God.
Psst…don’t look now, but I suspect there are a certain number of people around here who would be at pains to make the distinction.
One thing that I noticed from the original thread was that Starving Artist doesn’t let things get to him personally like he used to. Considering the things that were said to him, he didn’t let anyone yank his chain.