I made a mistake with my name
I should have written
Nipples To The Wind
google THAT to find out why 
I keep all my knowledge in Google. It’s safer there than in my brain.
(Überbutts is the best name for a goat EVER!!!)
Oh, that reminds me, I have some left in my freezer from over a year ago…suppose it is still any good?
Mariah is the main squid.
please don’t tell me you have fava beans and chianti on the menu
Join today and we’ll upgrade your initiation buddy from standard goat to lonk.
Seriously, let me join in suggesting that you hang out for a month and give us a test drive. Start a thread or two. Read anything that you think looks interesting. Waste hours of your life. If you’re like me, you’ll be glad you did.
what is that hanging between the sheep’s legs ? a tumor ?
seriously, is this site addicting or something? are all ya’ll unable to walk away after awhile ?
Actually, if you want the truth, we need the money to find The Great Lonk. You see, some time ago he went on a bender and hasn’t been seen since. We fear he has fallen into the wrong hands and is being sold into prostitution on the black Lonk market. (Do you have any idea how much pervs are willing to pay for a great Lonk?) Your money will help us expand the search party to include every [del]titty bar[/del] potential place of interest north of Mexico and south of Alaska. Help us help The Great Lonk. You won’t regret it. He’ll make sure of it.
[sub]He only takes cash.[/sub]
Heck no! Not addicting at all! I can quit any time I want. In fact, I quit several times a day.
Ignore that tremor in my right elbow.
I just figured out how to read the black “spoiler” box
progress of the fool is painful to watch, ain’t it?
Huh. Check my “join date.”
Leave?
They won’t let me go!
Everytime I try to leave, they pull me back in!
With a squid.
No, not at all! It’s what we live for.
Wow. Just, wow.
Alice speaketh the Truth, however much it burns. We aren’t for everybody. But we manage. Der Trihs and Polycarp both find a home here, and are accepted. Red Fury and Mr. Moto are both productive, contributing members of our little cyber-society.
Hell, we even let Yankee fans join!
That’s not an insult in any way as this seems to be a great place. It’s just that one doesn’t see that kind of oddly arrogant statement very often outside of high school or a John Hughes movie.
Well, that does sum us up sometimes.
“Oddly arrogant.”
Might I suggest…band name?
I’m glad someone else said it.
I mean I obviously am hooked. I’m here all the time. I try to tune out the grammar and spelling nazis. However, no matter what you write here someone is going to be morally outraged, get into a tedious argument over semantics, or accuse you of having the reading comprehension of a five year old. But everyone likes a little abuse
A comma is not appropriate in your concluding sentence.
Hell, they let me in, they will let anybody in. I just came here to post a story about a guy shaving his ass hairs and I never left. Well I did once, for 20 minutes, in 1960.
You earn brownie points for using obscure references from long dead posts. 
This should explain what you see between Lonk’s legs.
Addicting? Naw, I only stopped here once to browse. That was in 1999.