Here’s a way to decide if you’ll fit in: start a thread asking if you should circumsize your gay, declawed cat who is kept indoors-only.
Casually mention that your vet is a fat slob who wears Crocs, once ordered milk in a bar and drives an SUV.
Toss in a snide remark that people who keep their shoes on in the house must be the same people who use cell phones loudly in public, are always late and voted for Bush.
If you can survive that, you’ll be fine. 
[QUOTE=BiblioCat]
Here’s a way to decide if you’ll fit in: start a thread asking if you should circumsize your gay, declawed cat who is kept indoors-only.
Casually mention that your vet is a fat slob who wears Crocs, once ordered milk in a bar and drives an SUV.
Toss in a snide remark that people who keep their shoes on in the house must be the same people who use cell phones loudly in public, are always late and voted for Bush.
If you can survive that, you’ll be fine. 
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DUDE - you just described ME !
Psst - BiblioCat is a dudette - second from right in the light pink top. Cites are important around here!
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
That’s not an insult in any way as this seems to be a great place. It’s just that one doesn’t see that kind of oddly arrogant statement very often outside of high school or a John Hughes movie.
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What’s that saying - it ain’t arrogance if you can actually do it?
Yeah, grammar, spelling, punctuation and word usage are important around here. The Rest of The Internet may be happy with being functionally illiterate, but we actually do ascribe to higher standards here, for good reasons (for example, this is a written word medium - if you want your communications to be clear, you need to write clearly).
As for asking if you are right for us, that’s actually a kindness. We eat dumbasses who refuse to switch their brains on for breakfast. If (generic) you want to buck the trend and can do so in an intelligent manner - go for it. There are many other boards out there that will be kind and gentle with someone who supports an un-examined point of view. This is not one of them.
(Grammar and spelling Nazis, indeed! You people have no idea how often those of us who actually can spell just ignore your egregious errors. 
)
[QUOTE=ExTank]
Everytime I try to leave, they pull me back in!
With a squid.
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Don’t lie, you totally like it.
(nipplesup, welcome to the boards! Have a free snogging, complimentary on the house from me.)
[QUOTE=BiblioCat]
Here’s a way to decide if you’ll fit in: start a thread asking if you should circumsize your gay, declawed cat who is kept indoors-only.
Casually mention that your vet is a fat slob who wears Crocs, once ordered milk in a bar and drives an SUV.
Toss in a snide remark that people who keep their shoes on in the house must be the same people who use cell phones loudly in public, are always late and voted for Bush.
If you can survive that, you’ll be fine.
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oh my god I would never use a vet that wore Crocs.
[QUOTE=featherlou]
What’s that saying - it ain’t arrogance if you can actually do it?
Yeah, grammar, spelling, punctuation and word usage are important around here. The Rest of The Internet may be happy with being functionally illiterate, but we actually do ascribe to higher standards here, for good reasons (for example, this is a written word medium - if you want your communications to be clear, you need to write clearly).
As for asking if you are right for us, that’s actually a kindness. We eat dumbasses who refuse to switch their brains on for breakfast. If (generic) you want to buck the trend and can do so in an intelligent manner - go for it. There are many other boards out there that will be kind and gentle with someone who supports an un-examined point of view. This is not one of them.
(Grammar and spelling Nazis, indeed! You people have no idea how often those of us who actually can spell just ignore your egregious errors. )
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I made no mention of spelling, grammar, etc. I’m not sure why you’re lecturing me on that. My reply was in regards to this attitude:
[QUOTE=Alice The Goon]
The question is not so much are we right for you, but are you right for us? We have pretty high standards here ::snip::
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My comment was to laugh at the haughty and arrogant comment that sounds like it could come straight from a high school girl who heads up a clique. For all of your lofty claims, the fact that many people here not only believe in that attitude but defend it makes me question the mentality of those people. You can be the smartest, most interesting, and informative message board in all internet history for all I know. None of that means much of anything if it is full of childish, pompous, and delusional gasbags.
Before anyone gets their panties in a twist, I haven’t been here long enough to say that there are many people here like that. I’m simply pointing out the boorish manners of grown people who have a fraternity/sorority attitude. This isn’t an audition where the masses decide the fate of the new members. It’s a message board where people can join, and if they don’t follow the rules - they are removed by your administrators. Join me in some perspective, huh?
Apart from that, I’ve found this to be an interesting place with a good balance of information, fun, and ranting. So far, it’s been a positive experience.
For the most part you’ll find a group of very imaginative ,very hilarious people that you’d have very little chance of coming across on any other M.B.
On the down side as a newbie you’ll get the attentions of those we call the Grammar Faggots ,smug self obsessed wanna be bullies ,losers in real life but who want to make an impression on people who know no better on their joining .
Just tell them to go away and they’ll be off.
Believe me !
But stick it out and you’ll meet some of the finest people on this earth.
[QUOTE=Lust4Life]
For the most part you’ll find a group of very imaginative ,very hilarious people that you’d have very little chance of coming across on any other M.B.
On the down side as a newbie you’ll get the attentions of those we call the Grammar Faggots ,smug self obsessed wanna be bullies ,losers in real life but who want to make an impression on people who know no better on their joining .
Just tell them to go away and they’ll be off.
Believe me !
But stick it out and you’ll meet some of the finest people on this earth.
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thank you !
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
None of that means much of anything if it is full of childish, pompous, and delusional gasbags.
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*DUDE - you just described ME * !
[QUOTE=featherlou]
What’s that saying - it ain’t arrogance if you can actually do it?
Yeah, grammar, spelling, punctuation and word usage are important around here. The Rest of The Internet may be happy with being functionally illiterate, but we actually do ascribe to higher standards here, for good reasons (for example, this is a written word medium - if you want your communications to be clear, you need to write clearly).
As for asking if you are right for us, that’s actually a kindness. We eat dumbasses who refuse to switch their brains on for breakfast. If (generic) you want to buck the trend and can do so in an intelligent manner - go for it. There are many other boards out there that will be kind and gentle with someone who supports an un-examined point of view. This is not one of them.
(Grammar and spelling Nazis, indeed! You people have no idea how often those of us who actually can spell just ignore your egregious errors. )
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Have I missed something here ?
I dont remember when you were appointed to be in charge of us .
I do remember you telling us how you 'd like your bloke to get into a fight for you.
Your not a moderator ,not now ,not ever and its never been up to you to vet newbies on if they’re good enough to join S.D.M.B.
Who on earth do you think that you are ?
And I’ll leave you with one little thought …
"Yeah grammar "and so on and so on etc.etc. your quote !and you 've decided its up to you to pick and choose whos allowed on the board !
I really dont think so.
[QUOTE=silenus]
*DUDE - you just described ME * !
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Sometimes delusional folks can be VERY fun!!!
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
… None of that means much of anything if it is full of childish, pompous, and delusional gasbags. …
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Wait a minute. Are you suggesting that being a childish, pompous, and delusional gasbag is bad? Have you checked out reality lately? You’ll pry my delusions out of my dead cold pointy head. Delusional thinking has been entirely beneficial for me.
[QUOTE=featherlou]
The Rest of The Internet may be happy with being functionally illiterate, but we actually do ascribe to higher standards here, for good reasons (for example, this is a written word medium - if you want your communications to be clear, you need to write clearly).
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I believe the word you want here is subscribe (see sense #3 under “v.intr.” on this page), or perhaps aspire.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
I believe the word you want here is subscribe (see sense #3 under “v.intr.” on this page), or perhaps aspire.
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bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[QUOTE=Scuba_Ben]
Psst - BiblioCat is a dudette - second from right in the light pink top. Cites are important around here!
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she is a very lovely dudette at that ! 
[QUOTE=silenus]
Hell, we even let Yankee fans join!
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Wait…WHAT?!
Is it too late to get a refund?
[QUOTE=nipplesup]
seriously, is this site addicting or something? are all ya’ll unable to walk away after awhile ?
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Yes, and yes. I am boggled to see that pay-to-play started over three years ago! It seems like yesterday.
Very nice.
But seriously, if you’re basically a good egg, this board has your back.
speaking of ‘Grammar and spelling Nazis’
shouldn’t it be addictiVE ?
http://dionidium.com/2006/02/addicting
Addicting is a perfectly cromulent* word.
*There is a subtext of Simpsons references that is endemic to the SDMB.
