Tell me your fraternity/sorority stories.

I attend Plattsburgh State University, aka the Athens of the North. Despite the high concentration of people with Greek letters on their shirts, I’m fairly ignorant of the Greek lifestyle, being a member of the “hippie” (hate that word, hippies were around for the Vietnam war, todays incarnation is something different entirely) population. I’ve never been in a frat house, and only once in a sorority house, so I’d just like to hear any and all stories relating to this lifestyle. Plus, I think sorority girls are hot, hot, hot! Even if they’re not that attractive, the sorority thing gives them a whole new mystique. OK, sorry about that.

You aren’t missing much. I pledged but was never a esident because I got married that year. Most of my friends were active, but except for intra-frat contests, it was a lot like every other house full of guys. A lot of parties, no privacy. Girls were as hard to come by as anywhere else on campus.