Tell me you're a Doper without telling me you're a Doper

Stop moving the goalposts.

If you’re out of lotion, don’t use toothpaste to masturbate.

As a '99er, I remember Anthracite before she became Una.

That’s really coal!

I read a lot of Old threads. Love them!

I’m finding I miss sparkly jackboots, even if that was relatively recent.

Comma abuser’s.

(I’m not really a '99er, but the rest is true).

nm

Iswydt

Aww. Thanks.

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I recall the great banning…

That farm doesn’t have, say, a cornfield, by any chance?

Gaudere strikes again!

Is that a leg?

I’m considering starting a thread called “Tell me you’re dead without tellling me you’re dead”

I am an ex-parrot.

Hi! I’m Kenny from South Park!

No, you’re thinking of 14 Going On 30.

A very crowded one.