If I just don’t post anything in that thread, will that count?
See my thread, Ask the Dead Guy.
We already have enough zombies, don’t you think?
God Bless James Otto and God Bless You All!
Paper towel tubes.
Speaking of penises ensuing…
Oh good one! Can’t believe I forgot ol’ James Otto. 
She’s a sweetheart!
mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse
Michael M[redacted] is an asshole and a hack
I think the airtight conclusion was that no penis could have possibly ensued.
- Gaudere
(eta: got ninja’ed by someone else, sort of).
And in any case, don’t pan-fry anything afterward.
Ice blue. And it was a jelly dong. 18 inches long.
i saw a dog toy at a pet store once, that met this description nearly perfectly except for, er, the details at the ends, and nobody near me could figure out why I was snickering.
And because I’m avoiding work: a cite.
So, we have all been misremembering.
For the record, the correct phrase is:
18-inch double-headed ice-blue jelly dong
18"DHIBJD for short.
Good! It wasn’t just me. I would have sworn it was indigo. Was having an “All The Myriad Ways” moment.
One of my favourite peeves…
Thanks to the dope, my spouse has to live with someone who is always right.
Imagine how irritating that has to be.
Nitpick: blah blah blah
Batman…if he’s prepared.
Regards,
(Has anybody seen Shodan recently?)