Amerika’s pubic skool system is da best!
[ul][li]The number 13 is unlucky[/li][li]There is always one in every crowd[/li][li]Girls are made of everything sweet[/li][li]Grant is buried in Grant’s tomb[/li][li]A penny saved is a penny earned[/li][li]Rhode Island is the smallest state[/li][li]The moon isn’t really made of cheese[/li][li]Elvis had sideburns[/li][li]Turkeys are dumb[/li][li]You can’t tell a book by it’s cover[/ul][/li]
:eek: [sup]That’s all I know[/sup]
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You must wait one hour after eating to go swimmng or you’ll get a cramp and drown.
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If you cross your eyes they will get stuck that way.
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Hi Opal!
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“If you don’t put that stick down right now you’ll poke your eye out!”
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Cigarettes are a good way to relax and lose weight.
Fresh hot french fries have a half life of about 10 minutes.
If you look at adult magazines you’ll go blind.
The World Wrestling Federation is no more. It’s now the WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment.
And all wrestling fans know that the matches are have pre-determined outcomes.
Well…I think that some fans don’t. Not that it takes away from the fun of watching, though. And I did know about the WWE change, I just didn’t feel like getting the “F” out, as it were 
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I’d love to have a little Hulk Hogan smiley, with the bandanna and the beard. Maybe a balloon with “Brother!” coming out of it?
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Well…I think that some fans don’t. Not that it takes away from the fun of watching, though. And I did know about the WWE change, I just didn’t feel like getting the “F” out, as it were
And of course, everyone knows that they are only wrestling because they couldn’t get a “real” job.
Everyone knows that other countries envy everything about the U.S.
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I’d love to have a little Hulk Hogan smiley, with the bandanna and the beard. Maybe a balloon with “Brother!” coming out of it?
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He’s not buried, he’s entombed.
everybody knows that Schlitz will give you the…well, it thymes with Schlitz
it rhymes with Schlitz as well.
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It is unlucky to be superstitious.
– some poker player, whose name escapes me
Everyone knows that the urban legend about gerbils is most commonly associated with Richard Gere.
This has been a big issue in my office lately. The big boss[sup]TM[/sup] came to visit, and someone mentioned this legend, and he did not believe that the story even existed. There followed a period of various people in the office being asked, “The gerbil story…you know the one…which celebrity is it about?” Invariably, the answer was “Richard Gere”. Since even the big boss[sup]TM[/sup] is now convinced, it can be put into the “everyone knows” column.
If you go swimming within 30 minutes of eating lunch, you will get a cramp and drown.
And DMB’s music is for more than just covering up the noise produced when you kill goats.
Librals are all godless heathens who want to give away our hard earned money, while consevatives are all bible beaters who would like to watch the homeless starve in the streets.
Cadbury Creame Eggs each have 1,000 calories (I heard this countless times as a child before I finally looked at the box- 180 each)
Every teen on earth is having sex right now, except those reading this thread.
Blonds have more fun.
On a personal note, everyone knows that I am 100% Irish. Even people I’ve explained to that this is not so still believe it.