There is such a vast amount of “common” knowledge in the world, that I thought it would be helpful if we could tell each other the stuff that we’re “supposed” to know.
Everything you see on television is false, except for the news and “true-to-life” stories. The news is all 100% accurate with absolutely no bias or slant in any direction. The “TTL” stories are all also totally accurate, with only a few small changes to make them presentable for TV. (I’ve met people who really believed these two bits of information.)
Any information obtained from the internet is totally false. Doesn;t matter where you got it from. If your answer to “where di dyou get htis informatio?” has the word “internet” anywhere in it, then it’s false. (It seems I get this responce anytime I quote an internet source amongst my friends)
Everyone knows it’s not offensive to sneezing atheists to have people tell them God Bless You. But to instead say Allah Is Great is an attempt to start an argument.
Everybody knows the world is rotten… - Concrete Blonde
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded.
-Leonard Cohen
“Everyone” knows the rumor about existence: That we exist.
“Everyone” knows deep in their hearts and being that the moon really does follow them.
-Justhink
Everyone knows that it’s your birthright as an American to own and drive a car.
Everyone knows that the stocka market always trends upward.
Everyone knows that you’ll die if you ride a motorcycle.
WWF is totally real.
If it’s America’s favorite, it’s my favorite too, dammnit.
One of my pet peeves: everyone knows it’s illegal to remove those mattress tags.
Martha Stewart was framed, dammnit!!!
“It’s the saying you don’t care, what gets you jiggered! Everyone knows what’s heard a proper story!”
– John Hurt as “The Storyteller” in Hans, My Hedgehog
Coldplay are good, er, apparently
The World Wildlife Federation is definately a real entity. Not too sure about the friggin’ penguin, though…
Everyone knows we redheads are the best lovers.
Everyone knows that if you dont dry your denim jeans all the way and you put them on you get horrible crotch rot.
I could have sworn that everyone knew that the WWF was fake, except wrestling fans. Hence the repeated phrase “You know it’s all fake, right?”
And Creed is building an army. :eek:
If you go out with wet hair, you’ll catch a cold :rolleyes:
Onward Christian Soo-oldiers!