It would be interesting to see what our entertainment industry would be like without an enormous player in it. Sadly, Walt is out of the running, the lucky bastard. Sam Walton seems a better choice anyways, since we’d be without walmarts.
Schrodinger’s cat. Settle that question once and for all.
Though there’s certainly people responsible for more deaths, my life would have been a good deal easier had someone Terminated Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
Well, so far I’ve offed Cedric Jones, Cedric Adams, and Cecil Jones but to no avail. the Straightdope is always here. I quit.
James Earl Ray sounds like a good choice.
Nope, she was born in 1902, and was 101 years old when she died.
Good thing too. Best not to invoke the Straightdope Paradox.
Better candidates than a failed assassin, don’t you think?
Oh, crap. I was thinking of Mark David Chapman. Lennon’s assassin.
Besides, if we wanted to go after failed assassins, Squeaky Fromme would be more entertaining.
Damn, I thought you meant James Earl Jones.
Rupert Murdoch
Who the hell would George Lucas have used instead? Vincent Price?