There’s a dreadful Antonio Banderas movie (which is, of course, why I watched this piece of crap) called, er, I think Never Talk to Strangers. It’s got one of those crazy sex scenes where normal people are acting like they’re about to have sex and then there’s funny rays of dusty attic loft light and he’s up against a bizarre chainlink cage he just happens to have in his apartment and she’s biting his ass. I can only imagine the direction: “Now, bite his ass!” If that sounds sexy, let me assure you, it isn’t.
I’ll have to vote for the sex scene in Matrix Reloaded between Carrie-Anne Moss and Keanu Reeves. Beyond that, I’d have to put in the whole city full of humans dancing sexy and obviously going to have a big orgy soon part. Just made me cringe.
Are you gonna be the one to tell that to Chewbacca? Personally, I’m willing to bet that if we ever encountered a female Wookiee in the movies, that we would have learned just a little bit more than we wanted to about nonhuman anatomy.
And I’m very sincerely hoping that Leia’s are functional as well, or at least a very good facsimilie of functionality.