Terrible Nightmare Woke Me Up Last Night!

It was *very *disturbing:

Lou Holtz was preparing to give a presentation on “Human Sexuality” and stood up in front of the room and held up a box of condoms.

Terrified, I immediatly woke up!

Heh.

I actually did have a nightmare wake me up a couple of nights ago. I was in the Southwest desert somewhere, looking up at a tall mesa, and someone fell from the very top. I woke up before he hit the ground.

C’mon, no one know more about game cocks than ol’ Lou.

Well thanks. I attended NC State during ol’ Lou’s tenure, and now I’m disturbed too.

Lou + box o’ Condoms = :eek:

I am thankful for waking before he started talking. :shudder:

I wasn’t joking. I was dead serious. I really had that disturbing event wake me up last night.

And college football is just a month away! :eek: