Terry Pratchett fans--will I lose a lot listening to his books rather than reading?

My stay-at-home parenthood combines pretty much constant motion with, shall we say, a lessening of mental stimulation. So, trusty Walkman (that poor thing has been attacked by toddlers so many times…’'takes a beating and keeps on reading") by my side, I have traded in my book habit for a books on tape habit.

I am always searching for good books my library has available on tape. I’ve just discovered they have a number of Pratchett’s books. My dim recollection of the one I read a long time ago (“The Colour of Magic” I’m pretty sure) is of lots and lots of wordplay. Will hearing it read instead of seeing it spelled out miss a lot of the jokes? Will it still be worthwhile?

We’ve only listened to one–Small Gods (I think it was unabridged) and we quite enjoyed it. My husband and both like to pronounce “tortoise” they way Brutha says it on the tape.

Not a bit. I’m listening to ‘Feet of Clay’ this very second, as it happens, and loving it. The unabridged versions read by Nigel Planer are, as they say, the buttocks of the feline.

I’ve read over least half the Discworld books in the last five years, and listened to several audio books in the last year.

Some authors, like John Grisham and Frank McCourt, come out very well with audio. I tried a couple of Pratchetts and something was missing.

Now, those were abridged versions, and one would hope that the unabridged versions survive better. But my favorite audiobook is Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams, despite the fact that I read the book first and that this audiobook is also abridged.

Adams is not the wordsmith that Terry is, and vice versa. Terry relies far more on wordplay than Adams does. The philosophical musing would come through, and the plot, but one of Terry’s faults is that the plot is usually just average. Before the flames start, I better say that Pyramids, Small Gods and Hogfather are exceptions.

Consider the following TP phrases, and imagine what they would sound like if heard rather than read… a key word is ‘savor’.

“What do you call that warm feeling you get inside?”
“Heartburn?”

He counted to one on his fingers. Then he counted to two.

It’s easy to hold everything in common when no-one’s got anything.

He’d twice failed to become Village Idiot through being overqualified.

Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow’s Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Goodbye Mr Brain Cell.

"It’s called a shovel… I’ve seen gardeners use them. You stick the sharp end in the ground. Then it gets a bit technical.

“We’ll strategically withdraw to previously prepared position.”
“Who prepared them?”
“We’ll prepare them when we get there…”

They looked at each other with mutual. grudging admiration and unlimited mistrust, but at least it was a mistrust each of them felt he could rely on.

“What did it feel like?”
“Have you ever been bitten by a viper?”
“No.”
“In that case you’ll understand exactly what it felt like.”
“hmmmm?”
“It wasnt like a snake bite at all.”