No grotesque, huge sea bugs for me, thanks!
I can’t resist opening a closed thread or one that tells me to ignore it.
I guess I’m a wee bit obstinate.
Let me know when you can do that. We’ll have to change our software on that day. 
What is it about the pull of the locked thread…?
I made a documentary about mine:
Good grief, QtM. You’ve gotten more replies on this post than many other threads on the board. Does that say something about the collective state of Dopers? Is it that we can’t ignore a challenge? Is it that we defy authority? Is it Sunday? Is it possible I’m just babbling incoherently?
don’t answer that.
I’d say we defy authority and you’re babbling. 
Oh. Lobsters. Right. That’s what I meant.
There’s a little known fact about lobsters.
They live in the Marriana’s trench?
No, that Autolycus knows a fact about lobsters. Most people think he knows nothing about them, so the fact that he knows something is a “little known fact”.
Good way to start a Monday.
I mean…laughing. Not the other thing.
Unless.
Well…
Never mind.
-D/a
He’s more of a lobsterdoodle mix really.
That’s hysterical.
Picturing the conception…
The world is my lobster.
There are days where I feel more like my lobster owns ME.
How can I quit loobster?
How is loobster formed?
I’ve always wanted to find a globster.
I used to work in a restaurant kitchen with a guy named Sam. Sam told me a story once about another cook, who we’ll call Joe for convenience (Joe was long gone by the time I started at that restaurant).
One day, Joe shows up for work so hungover he’s still drunk. During the morning food preparation Joe falls asleep on a stool in the corner.
So Sam and the other cooks put a live crab on his lap. According to Sam, that woke him up pretty quickly.