Test, ignore.

Really.

I owned a lobster once.

Briefly.

no but i do have crabs.

Can you ever really “own” a lobster?

I was going to say that! But I was busy ignoring the post.

Instead…I’ll go with: I own a tickle stick, dive gear, and I have butter.
-D/a

Well, someone’s certainly all set for a trip to Bangkok.

Ignored.

If by “lobster” you mean…

How can one ignore a perfectly good test? Also, “there’s lobster loose! Look out! He’s loose!”

I’ve never really thought about the morals of a lobster.

Can you define lobster?

No “other” option?

How on earth can you run a crustacean poll and not include crabs?

Damn, I’m glad I’m ignoring this.
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No. They make lousy pets and are lousy eating.

I do not own a lobster. Really.

I did ignore the poll. Honest.

Sounds fun…but I’m half an hour from Fort Lauderdale beach, and there are lobsters
just off the coast here. It’ll be season, soon.

I won’t actually go get any, because I’m too lazy. And then I’d have to change my answer (briefly) to yes.
-D/a

I voted “yes”, but I lied.

Other. I don’t “own” him-he is my companion.

I own one. I keep him in the freezer, I got him on sale for $6.49 a pound.