Is that a lobster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
As it happens, I am the fucking hall lobster.
Oooh, good one.
I’ll be getting a lobster soon, but first I need to buy some broccoli.
Careful. I peench.
No, boiled. Some tourist in Maine ate her last week.
To me - “Test, ignore” is as good an invitation to post as it is possible to get.
I am a lobster.
I am a walrus.
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The OP hasn’t even come back in a long while to reply to us. Typical drive-by transient OP bullshit. Who needs him?
I like this Vegemite 101 video. Vegemite would taste like crap on lobster though (I am guessing. Its close cousin, Marmite is horrible on seafood).
Goo goo g’joob.
No. I have rented one upon occasion, but they are too much work for too little reward.
Maybe he went to prison.
I thought it was a stalking app…
What does it mean to own a lobster? I cook them at home often and you get them from tanks in the supermarket still alive so their have been brief periods when I could have truthfully answered ‘Yes’ to this question. I even like to play with them for a while before boiling them and some of them have had names for a short time. The same can be said for a lobster I order in a restaurant. The lobster is still alive when I give the execution order even if I never see it alive.
I don’t like to think of it in these terms however. When I consume the lobster, it becomes part of me in the great circle of life so I can honestly say that I am part lobster. Do I cease to own the lobster if it is still an important part of me? I choose to think not. Old Snappy will never truly be gone as long as I am still around.
The poll is now closed. Thank you for participating in this and for allowing [del]the lobsters[/del] me to conduct this frighteningly elegant and subtle experiment.
So we can stop ignoring this thread now?
They’ll never get over ignoring the thread.
… and this lousy t-shirt.
Wait! I just got a new Lobster…it feel bad that it didn’t get to be part of the poll.
-D/a’s lobster