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  1. The Hilton Hotel chain had the opportunity to hire 3 nice people or 4 not-nice people. Which did they hire and why?

  2. If a government or military plane crashes exactly on the border of the city of Pyongyang in North Korea, do they bury the survivors in the City or somewhere in the countryside outside the City?

  3. True or False: In 1911, 2 men dressed up as African Wildebeests at the Bronx Zoo and actually fooled visitors for several hours into thinking they were real. The visitors were supposedly stunned when the animals started talking. One woman even fainted. (No fair googling. This test is not open book)

  4. Speaking of animals: Pa Bear, Ma Bear and Baby Bear came home and found Goldilocks sleeping in their home. They chased her away. What kind of Bear is the daddy bear?

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That’s not quite Trumps cognitive test that he aced, now is it?

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How many joints are in a lid?:dubious::smiley:

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Uh, one?

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If you bought the Big Bambu album it came with a paper big enough to do that.

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  1. The Hilton Hotel chain had the opportunity to hire 3 nice people or 4 not-nice people. Which did they hire and why? All of them, 'cause tax cuts

  2. If a government or military plane crashes exactly on the border of the city of Pyongyang in North Korea, do they bury the survivors in the City or somewhere in the countryside outside the City? In North Korea they shoot the survivors so they cannot disparage the government by telling stories of the decrepit aircraft, then bury them outside the city

  3. True or False: In 1911, 2 men dressed up as African Wildebeests at the Bronx Zoo and actually fooled visitors for several hours into thinking they were real. The visitors were supposedly stunned when the animals started talking. One woman even fainted. (No fair googling. This test is not open book) False. They dressed as European Wildebeests, as it is well known that African Wildebeests could not migrate that far. It was in all the gnus papers of the time

  4. Speaking of animals: Pa Bear, Ma Bear and Baby Bear came home and found Goldilocks sleeping in their home. They chased her away. What kind of Bear is the daddy bear? Intolerant of the homeless

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Fake news! They could if they were unladen.

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Why waste bullets? Just go ahead and bury them. They’ll be dead in a few hours.

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Correct on numbers 2 and 3. However number 1 is wrong and we are not considering the character of the Bear in question 4. No evidence has been provided that Goldilocks was homeless, only that she was sleepy. How can a Bear, a father, allow strange women to break into his home? Then there is the matter of the porridge. No, calling the bear intolerant is unfair.

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If a male Doper posts a test on the SDMB and it wasn’t read by a female Doper, is he still wrong?

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What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening?

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Some variety of desert dwelling lizard I believe. The sand is cool enough in the morning to put all four feet down. By noon it’s too hot for that and the lizard has to keep two of it’s feet in the air at all times to cool. By evening it only needs to keep one foot in the air.

There used to be some other answer that disregarded the fact that most people will be using a walker in their old age so they’re walking on six legs at that point. Not to mention all the people who will be rolling on four wheels.

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A flea could have started the day on my cat, jumped on me when I came home from lunch, and then jumped back on the cat while she slept last night on the padded barstool.

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[li]Is it faster to New York than by plane?[/li][li]How can you be at two places at once if you’re not anywhere at all?[/li][li]How is it possible to get off a nonstop flight?[/li][li]What is the difference between a duck?[/li][/ul]
Bonus Question:
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[li]How do you dilute water?[/li][/ul]

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Remove the homeopathic memories of actual drugs retained by the water.

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Yeah, well, Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

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  1. Yes. Faster is relative. I have relatives in New Jersey.
  2. No place is a single place. Also: twins
  3. Like D.B. Cooper did.
  4. There was a difference between the duck in Dickens’ classic Teal of TwoCities. So six.

Bonus: Evaporate in a vacuum.

Too easy.

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I carry my lunch. Sandwich, chips, tea.

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What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

Sis, boom, bah.